:|

Maybe I just have a dirty mind but

I feel like that’s not the very best choice for icing on a cookie

...or maybe it is

yeah, there are a couple different unfortunate suggestions there

what... are they supposed to be

turkeys....i think???

....oh....

that is me squinting and assuming lmao but that is still....such an odd choice of decoration....

Turkeys y u p

It’s a really weird decision just without the whole it’s a dick aspect

Could also be a shit tbh

But me being me I saw dicks first

chocolate frosting + amorphous lumps = never a good choice

......Um.

I love how dick cookies bring all the plurkers to my yard

Nothing unites people like a good cock

I did not see the dongs first

transilience: fOR rEal THoUgh

but I did see them immediately after thinking they were poop

flamingchemist: it’s the hot new game. Shit or dick.

the leaves are really nicely done though?

maybe they're like... holiday pine cones?

wrapped in ivy

for Reasons

I think they’re supposed to be turkeys. But the color choices are so unfortunate and just. It translates so so badly

They had the cutest cherry pie cookies?? Like. You want bright colors and identifiable objects.