how did they find that woman

she stepped straight out of my cousin vinny

and that zen mailman at the end all like "as if this is the worst thing to happen in my day"

okay i have a question

go for it

does that lady really think that turkys can damage her car

they can scratch the fuck out of them

but mostly the danger is to tires

what the fuck kind of turkeys do you have there

a pissed off turkey can fully peck a hole in a tire

basically take the vibe Canada gets from geese and add some bulk and a layer of "yo I'M WALKIN' HERE" and that's the ny/nj wild turkey population

ah okay so they're mean city turkeys

we clearcut their homes to build condos and they're pissed about it

They do look like they'd like to trash someone's car

Man, I miss home.

(You think I'm being sarcastic, but I'm not.)

lmaoooooo I remember that

the great turkey uprising of 2019

it was the best news story all year

they tried so hard to rise up

those darn turkey gangs

wild turkeys strut in like they own every bit of land they can see because they basically do

but they missed out on a chance at a "Toms at Toms" headline