oh honey

"welp. things are looking only a little bad, but everyone i know is incompetent, so time to kill myself saving them."
-raistlin majere at least once a week

he'd feel so much better if he could cast magic missile right now

Raistlin's being.... nice

he is repaying a debt and how dare you suggest otherwise

also need described fisto to kerrigan like idk what's up but do not like

incredible how fast you can put together that raistlin isn't okay if you give even one half of a fuck about him as a person and not a collective dumping ground for negative emotion

horrific levels of sincerity

just saying, come the day, the werewolves are gonna be real glad kerrigan's been nerfed, because if she wasn't she'd be wrecking fisto so quickly none of them would get a hit in

get reckt old man

/rubs my little goblin hands together/

im going to make everyone so sad

incredibly!

hope raistlin is ready for his found family arc

If he’s not it’s crashing on him like a wave anyway

He did a nice thing for guts you know what that means

well at least him and Garviel can have negative CR

he's used to that

garv just so relieved a sorcerer is living down to his expectations of being a shady jerk

Yup

Joysweeper so the point of this recent tag on the downtime post is that fisto really does not want need to stick around because need will find him and he will have a very bad time

Grimdork: i am sorry but he snap judged you and undoing it will take time. if u had ever met sturm brightblade, u would understand

too bad!
I returned to the house metaphor by saying catching fisto unless he got really careless would be like going deeper into the house and rearranging furniture to catch a roach, and need’s like mmmm I gotta be more ethical than that

oh god, garv is even dating a much younger redhead, too

(granted, it's not hard to be younger than loken)

no no no caramon is dating the redhead

sturm is the knight dude

ends up with alahambra starkist, the elf lady he knew for four hours

oh right

its supposedd to be like beren and luthien but hickman is an idiot so

the sword assholes are so easy to mix up

caramon is the one with one (1) redeeming quality

at least until legends

anyway all garv is gonna have to do is be himself (that is, not an asshole) and raistlin will come around in time.

it's like the end of megamind. he's just not used to positive feedback

This tag felt like the rp equivalent of a dnd action surge

go guts go!

raistlin is getting knocked out next tag tho for sure

he's all out of ideas!

It's even (almost) 6 seconds!

Raist.... a good lad

no he's not!!!

oh honey no

Gah. I still need to throw Remy at him. Brain needs to work.

As do fingers.