if anyone is interested in taking care of an adorable lab assistant

very studious and loyal help, will work for peanut butter sandwiches

his pet dad is diving headfirst into puppykicking Evil for a bit and he deserves better caretaking than that

if waverly were not in her own situation i would volunteer

I mean, Teddy would if he knew.

ooh there might be a thread to teddy from setsuna

Setsuna has full "sleep on our couch" privileges through like half of the exec floor

Sets has one too.

LOL yes I think the two minions have been in a thread together (or maybe we just headcanoned about it)

setsuna's minion is like drooling on itself while fitz's minion is walking around in tiny overalls constructing elaborate structures with legos

displaying the full stretch of what minions are capable of

Peter's been hanging out in the lab more, so he'll be around to keep him fed

oh good T_T thanks Peter

Sets can def help, too, and poke Teddy about taking on a third, if need be.

oh no the demiurge babies

still a handful of them that didn't get eaten by demons!

Teddy's babysat before.

Slightly related, do you want mega to have ended up with the twins’ minions, merry and pippin

Shion is always up for babysitting

oh no theyre adorable

He can hang out with Tony's dragon.

omg this support network! when Fitz is feeling more himself he'll be very grateful to everyone

autoclave: THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND SAD REQUEST

and also mega will need a whole post just to panic about it

he probably went in all like "I have a dog at home! just need to figure out where the oil goes..." and then finds out minions don't run on oil and all the panic sets in

"How do I keep it alive oh no oh no am I doing it right"

starts dragging them out for walks when he takes his meathead runs in the morning

Poor mega ;; just overly worried about keeping them alive

MAMMALS BREAK SO EASILY D: