"They should take care to look out for those less fortunate and bring them further into the fold, in the hope they would embrace this better way of life.And if they didn't, well that is what his other parent was for."
GUYS I'M SCREAMING
I haven't been around to tag much but I'm reading everything and this is all so good
best fake family experience
A++ do recommend
omg who said this
the family so stilted they act like they don't know each other when out in public
ahh good, making Monika's old family look sane
I'm also really excited about this " wow how can you stand living in a shithole " vibe
struggling to be nice while siiiiide-eyeing
A+ job on the brainwashing. 
surrounded by all these damn peasants
look Elena has been worse places
so has nate, he just doesn't remember it
They are being respectful!
I'm enjoying the family dynamics so damn much.
I'm enjoying this AU so damn much.
SO much.
yeah this AU is the best 
and then some of these peons try to talk to them like they know them
how uncouth
It's fixin' to be on like Donkey Kong in this thread.
Uncouth. I don't know you sir. Don't you dare use a diminutive of my name.
;w; but we fwends
we baked cookies together. does that mean nothing to you? 
It means less than nothing.
saruzake: that really hurt me to write
kindaklutzy: I love how much Katherine has latched onto the name thing
couldn't find the clip on youtube so I fired up netflix just to catch 
I JUST
yes this is exactly the vibe
so mad about being disrespected
No one's called her Kate since she was little demonling.
I'm so glad that you're enjoying the threads vicariously. The Fitz family is living their best life.
the doctor had the best time in hellburbia1 and the sequel is fully worth it
petty king of his tiny little mountain
It's great.
Of course, later is going to come the reckoning which I hope will be beautiful.
I'm sure it will be. 
Also, everyone should know that as I'm reading everyone elses' threads, I have a little smile on my face. I have to duck down at work.
I am looking forward to seeing what their relationship is like afterwards
It's going to be interesting.
will KatFitz survive?
oh vanilla fitz is too in love with his canon wife to accept any other ships
if they survive it'll be under a mountain of guilt
Fitzsimmons is the best ship. ok.
it's so hard to get him into a smut thread, let me tell you
"why would I even acknowledge that I have a penis if Jemma isn't here"
lol
I think Saro and I had to make a dick appointment like two months in advance once
when in doubt, aphro it out
he's that one "I just love my wife" Tumblr post in human form
He is.
they are the best terrible stilted fake family
Yelena is disappointed. you could at least threaten her in song, doctor
Where is he threatening her? I wanna read.
oh he's just salty that some blonde rando stole his favorite assistant
sent an angry telegram
I like how he's like "no one is untouchable" bc that's exactly what she is thinking about him, too
I wonder if he can have a hit put out on her
guess I'll hit up the Q+A thread and ask Chi to look at it to see how spicy this can get
"I h8 u yelena send tweet"
LOL PRETTY MUCH YEAH
LMAO
casually swearing eternal vengeance on her and her entire bloodline but from his living room so it doesn't really change her life much
Classy. Efficient. I like it.
if Twitter existed in Hell The Doctor would be going peak Donald Trump, talking shit about Yelena all over Twitter, etc
meanwhile Yelena: look, im trending!
oh for sure
"make them all hate her so she can't show her face in public >("
this is what happens when you live in the 1950s, doctor, no Twitter mobs
and then pass it off to the media team because he doesn't want to be bothered figuring out the right kind of smear campaign
lmao
OMG I JUST SAW THIS
Amazing
look I don't tag much but when I do it's some complicated bullshit
Maybe the doctor should have been nicer to his assistant. u.u
WOW he touched her butt and everything
That is either too much sexual harassment or not nearly enough. Unclear.
