lmao what... is happening...

goddamn what a strong question

/sits in this plurk

noassgardian: points u at mod chat but also notes that neither you nor jean answered in public

lmao

but tldr fitz needs someone to murder the awful sinner who stole his favorite secretary

omg, discord hid things again!!

he sent the threat and gave proper notice

Get her.

now someone needs to go kill for him

lmao is it a fucking life eviction

(lol sending an assassin after a black widow THAT WILL GO WELL)

not my call if it's successful. I just need to know if someone wants to play it

OH MY GOD

oh even funnier is yelena has a favour from loki now

where she might spill deets on the doctor

loki is just going to go ah

ROFL Oh man this is amazing.

him

No way this can go wrong, huh

timmtams: wow loki he sent u a fruit basket to congratulate u on finally being a worthwhile wife who can pop out a kid

like! in a fake AU memory

BUT IT COUNTS

Wait, just wait until Tony gets the cameras going again before you do this please, HE NEEDS THIS FOR POSTERITY.

noassgardian: just got the notif THANKS CHI I appreciate you

No problem!!!

etceteras you are not allowed to be killed by Fitz's assassin

kindaklutzy: while you're here, we have an answer to what can happen at the end of that Katherine/Suzaku thread https://penanceooc.dream...

well. As a result several stages down

She has the blood. She's going to bring it to Leopold.

Man, it's a shame that Aiden's on the wrong side of the AU for this. He's a Fixer. Stealthy assassinations are his jam.

so I guess in the aftermath of the rescue they'll be aware that there's fucking ANGEL shit happening in that sinner poison

I need more time before I can figure out how to fit angels into their rhetoric and still have them think they're the good guys. I'll get there it just needs to stew

Maybe the sinners kidnapped an angel, tricked an angel.

Lmao she has told Iron Man, Bucky Barnes and the god of mischief about this she’s prepared to make the Doctor's life even more frustrating by not dying

what is this strength in numbers bullshit

SaroSaron ^

he's supposed to be able to just throw a goon at a problem and have the problem go away

HARRUMPH

Fuck around and find out, doc

but yeah if this fishing attempt doesn't end in any takers we can plan out a good time for an NPC assassination attempt

I want this

If no on one tells Natasha about it, I will be so very fucking amused too

can the benny hill theme play in the background?

You didn't need to know. You were resting.

omai

oh shit wait

damua

Suzaku's good at fighting isn't he?

or wait is he from a mech anime

I should know this but I do not know this

just thinking about every toxic father trope and "sends son off on a suicide mission" seems on brand

He has to grow up sometime.

That's terrible.

this plurk just continues to worsen

sincerest: yes he's from a mecha anime but he's very good at fighting too and yes he will absolutely go on a suicide mission. It is very on brand

excellent

Don't worry, son. Your mother will coat your blades in poison. You just need to scratch them.

etceteras guess Yelena's going to have a teen(? he's an actual teenager right) show up and Child Assassin at her

/pushes you two together

Way to channel your inner dreykov, Doctor

sometimes the tropey stories happen by accident

Yes he's a literal teenager but it's fine he's already a mass murderer.... "fine"

good luck, kiddo

he's watching a disaster in progress and he will send his only son to right the wrongs of the world

Look at her baby. All grown up and saving Hellburbia.

fucking BIBLICAL.

gonna make dad proud

don't get dead, kid.

only failures die

wow wonderful pep talk

So should he come back if he doesn't complete his assignment?

LOL tomorrow's my busy day but I'll probably slide into suzaku's inbox tomorrowish to hash out how fucked up of a dad talk it is

yes good

etceteras: guessing you play Yelena! I am very up for this if you want to play out this terribleness. They can certainly have a very epic fight with much melodrama (comes free with code geass kids I'm afraid)

damua: I will let you know!! Yelena is currently pooling her resources so I'm not sure what exactly a fight with her will look like.

her goal is for any attempt on her by the doctor to be a humiliating failure bc Nazis don't deserve anything else

I am also good with humiliating failure

she wants the Doctor to be humiliated tho, not his hitman, so

we'll figure it out I'm v. tired rn it's almost midnight thoughts are hard

thats okay! its almost 5am here and I jumped into this within ten minutes of waking up

so thoughts are hard, rest well!

hell yes

technically squalo doesnt know hes an assassin rn but hes still a violent dweeb

oh u already got one nvm,

Suzaku shows up with one knife and has two Black Widows, Iron Man, the Winter Soldier, the God of Mischief, the Vigilante, and one very violently minded hacker sitting around playing poker while waiting on him.

Yes sob. Suicide mission indeed

But can let dad down

Can't *

No, no, you were right the first time.

lol I mean I'd hope it's at least competitive and lets Suzaku do some cool stuff before he's undone

no need to make EVERYONE look like a dipshit while we're dragging my character

I hope Yelena gets to meet the doctor personally at some point so she can call him Doctor Dipshitz directly to his face

he'll hate that so much omg

Yes I mean yes no superhero but he's an anime kid with a curse of survival so hopefully he can put up a decent fight

He's no superhero. Thanks phone I can fail at English all by myself without your help

honestly phones are the least helpful

anyway ye I'm good with that.

tho I also admit I am not great and fight threads and often fall back on the rule of funny a lot

(i.e. Yelena pulling Nat's tail when they fought when Yelena arrived)

I am good with that.

Fighting can be background and Drama and or hilarity can be centre stage

etceteras: Tony's been going with Doctor What the Fuck but that is so much better and she should say that in his earshot so he can steal it.

and because Tony doesn't swear as much as my other kid

cotume27: she can do that

sincerest: is 'doctor' the way people are addressing him formally?

because obviously Father is far too informal and familiar for a meeting such as this

yes, that works