so quick backstory: I occasionally get emails in my real email for someone with my name that lives down south. I don't mean like spam emails they signed up for a catalog emails, I mean like their Planet Fitness contracts

I've gotten into the habit of telling these people to contact the Kaitie (not my real name) and get her actual email, and usually they go away with an apology

Apparently on Friday I got Southern Kaitie's truck driving manifest that she had to sign and return to the trucking company. Seeing as this looks, you know, important, I replied

our exchange:

I don't know how "you have the wrong kaitie" can be misconstrued here

"Best,
Not the Kaitie You're Looking For"

is the best sign off dhfhjcd

I had to

just in case the other 4 statements didn't sink in, maybe a botched star wars quote would do the trick