just three singles out there trying to figure out how human emotions work

what could possibly go wrong

Oh dear

does tech finally have a weed buddy

mega just coughs a lot and takes a nap and is probably not the company desired

at least he doesn't eat their munchies?

no he's just the source of a mountain of protein powder

God though I really want them to have a conversation about pacifism

"what happens when you're raised to be a weapon and then decide you don't want to do it anymore"

honestly I feel like Yelena is a shit and crashes on Nat's couch a lot. between that and the Hellburbia stuff she's never met her roommates

oh then Mega will be delighted to meet her if she ever shows up

new friends are so important and too infrequent

etceteras: Yelena ends up meeting her roommates because Bucky starts staying the night more often? Gross.

SaroSaron: super gross

yelena shows up and tech and mega are like wtf are you and Yelena's like "my sister is banging her boo so I live here now"

mega looks to tech for translation

what is a boo

is it edible

do you bang it to tenderize it

yes

no it's just data transfer

Just please call Bucky Natasha's boo to his face sometime

And link me to that thread

It's everything I need in my life

lol...I approve this future awkward cr from anyone

and Yelena belongs in that room. rng told me so

Mega will repeat like 84% of what he's told if nobody tells him not to

and Bucky is the one of the half-metal friends here so he's very trustworthy

lol all the apologies for that time his fake family tried to kill Yelena....

hoshizoku: yelena just like, oh it's fine I've been there. also I kicked his ass. (also I bet Tech would enjoy her high tech Widow weapons)

Brothers fist bump over bonding with Bucky. Yep.

one time Bucky was like "here's how you shoot so you don't hurt yourself please don't die kid" and it was valuable info

yeah, he gave proto a gun and encouraged him to practice more. He's an enabler of robot twins

Mega doesn't know him well enough to have an opinion of him yet

but he's got an arm cannon that isn't even a cannon and that's just unfortunate design tbh

Proto agrees but it's so PRETTY Mega. Look at how PRETTY it is

you know what's pretty? flowers

and butterflies

and every precious alive thing T_T

hmmmm proto's checking the data and that's coming back a big null

yes they've already agreed to disagree about that

it's how they have peace