we went target shooting and that surprise awaited us when we opened the 9mm for my dad's handgun

I stuck to my ancient 22, I like it's simplicity

though I shoot too high (any large holes are from my uncle's 9mm which he suddenly and randomly started shooting at my target)

I'm not... even very Christian anymore and that pisses me off a lot

god i cannot stand people like that

I just picture Murican Jesus double gunning it saying the quote like he's Dirty Harry

what's with the asterisk

said ( we think)

ohhh discord at the asterisks

PLURK ate the asterisks

it's been a long day

yeah I have no idea

I should have checked the box to try to figure that one out

it's probably because they modernized some of the words. The King James version of that quote is Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

but it looks like they aren't sure if Jesus actually said that like "we should put a disclaimer here just in case"

No one comes to the Father except through me or MUH GUNS

pew pew motherfucker

and I mean church pews to absolve me of the other kind