i'm not fixing that typo

tdl is i owe hellbender a time machine hot tub log and i am doing that today!!!!!!!!

i literally am not paying attention to 99% of the noct event and i know i probably should but i just don't have the brain space lmao

shhh there's no "should" in rp

i'm ignoring it too

i feel like the mods don't understand that 90% of us aren't here to use our brains

loyalwolf also i had a thought about an inej and jes thread about how he's feelin weird about the gembonded being singled out (i say as i'm like fuck this event LMFAO) if you want bonding time

whaleen: LMFAO LITERALLY

my eyes glazed over at the event i was like i'm not reading this

hi my name's jared i'm 19 and i didn't learn how to fuckin read

my oldest game tag is like...... 8 days old sweats i'm sorry all

idk i feel like the last two events in noct have been very . . . jarring compared to the general vibe of the game? that being said i know how it feels as a mod to try something new and have people immediately fucking hate it so LMFAO i'm just like hm

it's not my speed so i am just gonna not participate and that's ok

I'm not following the plot all all 💀

so anyways i'm gonna do a closed-ish inej log for stupid teenage shit because she's been through enough horror in her life that she doesn't need more

Anyway hot tub time machine!!

YEAH MAN they can have girl bonding time and kiss just kidding haha i mean unless

i meant 2 write this

checks notes

two weeks ago LMFAO but oh well

Unless

i still want more inej even though my brain is dead and idk how to rp

whaleen: literal same tho lmao

maybe nikky and inej can go out to lunch

bury some hatchets

i would love them to talk about ravka in a way that doesn't end in feeling sad but u kno it's ravka

ooh yeah

she is mildly curious why he gives a shit

but would ask in a nicer way than that lmfao

like you could've just sailed the seas forever and ignored it

"hey so why do you give a shit"

but what if they have this convo in bathrobes at the hot springs

YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

I’m so here for that!! If you wanna start a thing feel free I’m at work for another 4hrs otherwise I can kick us off tonight when I get home

hellbender for u

Gasp thank u

loyalwolf: and for u

whaleen: listen are you serious about this bc i'll do it LMFAO

inej just like what the actual fuck are you doing in here

i'm always serious

excellent i will write a starter for u shortly

just wandering around the place finding snacks

LMFAOOO

freshly steamed

inej: ah a relaxing time in the hot springs what a delightful afternoon
nikolai: INEJ
inej: i hate my luck

why is she always running into him without his pants on

ok in nikky's defense the first time was entirely her fault lmao