once there was a cheese epic music starts long before ... there was nothing the hands of time dragged on and on for what seemed like years. pan over space But one day something happened to that place pan over a town .. a cow and one man made something magic epic music blares so loud it shakes the other theaters
pan into store window showing cheese
random person whispering this power ... it is not for human eyes.. this will doom us all cue random freeway overpan
cue a out of control semi truck with cheese inside it
table slam with random person yelling What have we done?
fade to blackness
cue text that forms words in shiny steel Cheese coming to a theater near you... never.