story concept: broke vampire dunked on by other vampires for being bad at money

vampires who suck at the stock market and only get bailed out because they get "inheritance" from other vampires when they die. proceed to blow through that money too.

a rich boy who is shitty with money because his parents never bothered to teach him fiscal responsibility. couch surfs as a means of hiding how broke he is but you know everyone knows

vampire groupchat be like IT'S YOUR TURN TO PUT UP WITH HIM

it gets to the point where they actively try to trick him to go out during the day but dude is completely oblivious

iirc, lady gaga's vampire character in american horror story got caught up in bernie madoff's ponzi scheme as part of her backstory

like, as a vampire

omg