"how do you do x?"
"uh Google says to do this"

"why is y happening?"
"Google says it because z"

"gosh you know everything!"

Wow I felt that one

Congrats on being a genius

"if kaitie doesn't have the answer it doesn't exist!"

man I'm screwed if Google ever fails me lol

Don’t do what I did and just say something stupid with conviction it took me months to fix that one 😂