If they were truly as smart as they claimed, they would not be doing something so stupid

truths

he's right

his whole world has been rocked by this realization

God, please have him shadow all of the Spiders for like a week or so. Guaranteed he'll expand on that revelation.

"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met and I have no idea how that applies to literally every version of you."

lol i really enjoy reading this guy. he gives me big Golden Retriever vibes.

aww thank you <3

He really is just a big dumb metal golden retriever out there doing his best

and occasionally his brain cell lands on a deep thought

SaintCynicism: how dare you accurately drag all Peter Parkers this way! I say as mine couch surfs for a month

hey I have one too, I'm allowed

Logan's definitely going to have to redeem himself with this big lug. Which im sure he'll be terrible at, but he's just gotta try.

well, to be fair, how smart was it to ask for discretion on an open network

so it's a fair line of questioning for him to go down

roximonoxide: the only reason he flipped out on Logan was because "superhero-destroyed fallen newspaper kiosk" was exactly how he lost his fleshy body so he one brain cell just left

BATGUY: Bucky never claimed to be a genius superhero tho. also he's old and barely knows how the internet works. he gets a pass

i read that somewhere! i loved that tbh. i enjoy it so much when people see their trauma in him, because he gets to act like a stupid baby who bulls up about it while quietly hating himself. you know #justselfloathingthings

poor logan

poor logan nothing! he can learn to stop sweeping his trauma under the i'm-just-antisocial rug like the rest of us.

logan pls

definitely not healthy