I would have sent him a photo of my cute Texas toe.

That would have been in 1980.

Even in 1980 I would not have qualified, three different ways. Maybe four.

Hang on, does this 'cute Texas girl' have to make over a million a year?

Oops, ok: five ways!

OTH, I don’t recall ever hearing about Epstein talking

Yikes!

TBH, when Epstein refers to ‘people’ I doubt he’s including ‘girls’. So you may be OK on the million $ requirement.

Truth