NGL, with all the Spoodermen running around, I have been toying with the idea of throwing Kaine at at least the TDM
because he would find that to be his own personal hell
but also tempted to have it be the old one, the MC2 one who can't feel shit so he wears a metal suit
also the sight of Norman Osborn, any Norman Osborn, would probably give him an anneurism
oh my god yes
everyone is peter parker except this one guy who is tired and not
GIVE ME KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE
/grabby hands
hold on let me Google something
yeah that's funny
ohoho 
minimoffs: tired and old and has spent the last 20 years avoiding anything Peter Parker
and then surrounded by them
hikaranko: I'd be the old grumpy one
i love the old grumpy one
grampa kaine
lluosogrwydd: 
just old and grumpy and suddenly surrounded by children/young adults
just old and grumpy and suddenly surrounded by children/young adults
and sick of Peter's bullshit 
that luscious hair
such luxurious locks
can peter touch
please
(of course if his back is turned he can't feel it anyway)
he'll be gentle
(but that's how people die)
THAT'S WHY HE'S ASKING PERMISSION FIRST
look how it billows in the wind
his hair care routine must be exceptional
It's all he has left lmao
Kaaaaaine
gonna touch dat hair
fine but make it fast 
Katie’s Character theme: all I have is my hair
portolan: not always 
Lmao sampling error oh well
my true theme is "assholes who like kids" with Eddie as the several outlier lmao
severe*
sry kaine, norman has no idea who u are 
too bad he will still hold a grudge for the other (long dead) Norman's misdeeds
and try not to think about how he accidentally begrudgingly adopted his grandson 
god.. the comics osborn hair...
it is a choice lmao