"It's just like an onion ring but secretly healthy!!!" IT IS NOTHING LIKE AN ONION RING

HOW DARE YOU

THIS IS CAULIFLOWER IN A DIFFERENT SHAPE

"it's just like rice!" HAVE YOU EVER EATEN RICE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE

WHAT IS THIS CAULIFLOWER AGENDA

I FEEL GASLIT.

like damn I'll just eat some fucking spinach and carrots, jeez

FINE, GREEN GIANT. I'LL MAKE A SALAD.

IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY.

every time i've had cauliflower rice it's gone farty

I mean all foods go farty in the end

that's biology

sage words

thx I'm a writer

why are bodies so smelly

idk I wish they'd stop

stupid mammals

Always so disappointing

i do love cauliflower tho

I like cauliflower when it's not pretending not to be cauliflower.

I don't think I've ever had good cauliflower

like a lot of the times I'm like "eww" about a vegetable until I have it somewhere at a restaurant that knows wtf to do with it (looking at you, Squash)

but it's in the broccoli family so it might just not be for me

I keep trying broccoli hoping I'll have grown adult tastebuds about it but nope it's still always broccoli

I want to like cauliflower based things but it's fucking cauliflower.

you get me

I feel this. cauliflower is the devil, though I don't mind it mashed with a lot of garlic, I discovered. And I can handle it as rice with a LOT of other things mixed in, but it's still cauliflower. I can't MAKE the rice because of the smell of cauliflower.

i only really like it with cheese sauce

I think it only works if you like cauliflower. I literally ate half a roasted cauliflower as dinner and was so so so happy with it

however, if you are largely indifferent to cauliflower, I highly recommend roasting it with olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper, and lemon or balsamic vinegar. And optional spicy; I put red pepper flakes in tonight.

& ditto broccoli, I will occasionally mix up both and eat them like this.

it can be many shapes but it will always taste of cauliflower

i feel like there are always people who are just cauliflower intolerant. could just be a taste bud thing but not as intense as the hate others have for cilantro