I figured it needed a new plurk for reasons I assume are obvious

Tags? What are those?

I know right

I have work I SHOULD be doing but I had a high-stress morning and I'm still like "no. I will do a relaxing thing"

It is friday night. It is for relaxing.

lol so Steve hears "you're in hell" and immediately thinks " I can work my way out of this "

just gonna scrappily brawl his way up to the Good End, sry Lucifer

Eternal damnation sounds more like a suggestion than a rule

Hell's probably full of nazis! And good people punch nazis so God will probably notice and send over a taxi or something

i love this lol

and then I realized that playing a chronically ill person from the 1940s is more complicated than i initially thought

portable nebulizer? how portable is portable? so we're pre-inhaler but is he expecting something the size of a floor lamp? /dives into this topic

I realized that I'm going to have to do a dive like this into everything that's wrong with this boy who only has two white blood cells in his whole body

though he's also greatest generation so idk why I'm looking for any answer that isn't "stay silent and bootstrap it"

"tell your chronic illness you ain't a pansy"

I feel like that is pretty much what Steve did

agreed with all this. the amount of research i've had to do so i can make proper references ti pre serum XD

oh man i remember this struggle. Me and my bucky player back in the day found out asthma cigarettes were a thing and went with that

lmao I'm sorry what

loool fucking of course Kellogg was involved

never one to let a marketing scheme go by

I know it sounds like a joke it was WAY back in the day of the mcu so it turned into a group project of researching ways to make tiny! steve work in a game

haha I mean it makes sense as a solution in the opium days! just shove different leaves in the same format and you're good to go

I will picture smol Steve running into a succubus now and having an asthma attack mid game

is that a challenge

Only if you want it to be

But it will live in my heart.

might be better suited to a psl, but still interesting