OKAY SO CARNIVAL

Yesssss

I will obviously need Things.

omg I can't wait

SaroSaron: I wonder how long Steve can go without being told about Avengers stuff

Just thinking Natasha is a super-helpful succubus with no connection to him whatsoever

Sweet lady! Shame about what's happening to her

I mean.

She won't tell him otherwise.

Probably used to be a looker before all that

Excuse you, she's definitely still a looker.

if she mentions Bucky or Bucky mentions her, he'll be way more interested in making sure everything is on the up and up

wait are they still married

at least he won't be badgering Bucky about making an honest woman out of her then

I want to thread with Fitz again but I also want to thread with tiny steve

cotume27: He will not understand how any woman convinced Howard to settle down

what a force of nature his mother must've been

Yes. Yes, they ARE still married.

milanobutterfly: REACHES FOR

etceteras: then BOTH SHOULD HAPPEN

excellent!!

Steve is kind of sus about Russians after the whole World War business

but as long as she's not working for Stalin it's probably fine

She's not working for Stalin right

squints

I can't wait!!!! finally we'll get cr

Stalin is v. dead

And somehow, not in hell

Steve would like a proper tour down to the hell level with the nazis please!!!!

they need to be punched and NO ONE IS PUNCHING THE NAZIS

omg smol Steve

Stalin is super dead

If he's dead then he should be in Hell!! All the more reason to make sure the Russians aren't aligned with him!

when he gets a permanent room the first thing he does is find an american flag so he can salute it at bedtime

Steve plz

not even Hell wants Stalin

Peter will befriend you though. He's used to these variants.

saruzake: good because he was V. helpful the first time I TDMed him

he's gonna make a pamphlet for you

"So You're One of Several Versions of Yourself in Hell"

\o/

OH RIGHT I SAID I WOULD DO EVENT PLOTTING HERE

so okay Fitz is freely out of jail, and has basically just dived right back into micromanaging hell shit

he has a lot of reasons to avoid the carnival, but a could of toots out of the organ and he'll be like "I need to make sure the booths aren't secretly deathtraps" and will be out there

I think he might be interacting with other people's mare stuff more than doing his own? idk the last six months have been like "here's his trauma on display" and he needs to handle other people for a while

Steve is probably going to be out touching too many things

He's new, hell's new, LET'S SEE WHAT THINGS ARE LIKE

I don't actually have an event-specific withlist for him yet! I think he needs to meet more people so he'll probably be tagging out mostlu

probably going to be hunting for decent pizza though

all this world's fair stuff and no pizza??

tiny Steve is precious

Bucky's learned how to make pizza, Steve. He'll show you. (It is not that great. Hell ingredient pizza is not the same. )

Also, /sporfle Make an honest woman out of Nat? ...should he mentioned he's married to more than one person?

lol I MEAN. he kind of suspected bucky would pull a scheme like that if he thought he could get away with it

everyone else from the mcu coming at bucky like some poor trauma victim. 1945 Steve: So you finally figured out how to make it work?

keep chasing that tail, bestie. never change.

Do that in front of Natasha. She will laugh forever about it.

omg, lol. Bucky appreciates his bff getting it, even if this was unintentional.

look Steve is not about to deny his bff his childhood dream okay

live your best afterlife

Yes good another mecha pilot. Him and suzaku should be friends

lmao he really is living the anime boy dream deep into his late 20s

just popping back in to say I want threads with both of your boys

excellent because they both need make friends

Indeed. Most anime boys don't live til their late 20s

thsts so true and depressing

you're an old grizzled mecha veteran if you make it to 19