people who smut with me know I love a hivemind that shit is great

Steve catches pestilence just on the regular anyway so him being bedridden coughing up blood is just like "oh its just tb that happens sometimes nostalgia for mom"

so just an ambiguous "YES I WANT TO DO THINGS" but I don't know which boy goes where so it'll probably fall in with wherever they slot in most conveniently

Fitz is all up for fighting with god though

seems pretty on brand for his theory that there's just a jailer in another dimension using Lucifer as a scapegoat so nobody sees him pulling the strings

and he's like "omg DATA, yes say more but also fuck you leave my friend alone /cries about it"

join the hivemind, it's like, super cool

resistance is futile

all the cool kids are doing it

I want to do things!

I want 2/3 of my characters to thread with small Steve

saruzake: when did you become cool? /ba-dum-tish!

all my friends... and Zoidberg

omg yes okay so where are Diana and Natasha going to be available?

STILL DECIDING. I think one of them is going to do hive mind, but I haven't decided which

Everyone is dying, so I guess they could all hang out in the TB ward

things are great!

lol everyone is dying, we are severely underrepresented in the kid sibling department

fitz can comfort himself knowing if wynonna and waverly were here, waverly would live bc she was the baby

Don't die Fitz. You and Jemma have to come up with a cure!

hmmm Maybe Fitz starts off trying to help people with the food and the sickness until he's stung later? then he can do both things

and the more I think of it, the more I realize that I'm not ready for Steve to know everything yet

so he'll just be willowy and sickly like the petite maiden he is

Who doesn't like a hivemind

It's very effecient

okay so FAIRLY decided! Steve is going to be like "sick, dying, STILL GONNA TAKE CARE OF OTHER PEOPLE" bc lbr that's what his mom would want

and Fitz is going to start off being helpful and productive and try to help with like filtration and cure-finding and stuff and then get stung halfway through

naturally I have a clip for it but

1x15 but it's a meme | Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

early on when AoS is still stupid and part of the MCU there's an episode where an asgardian who can control men shows up

(oh hey found an emote I didn't know was an emote)

and coulson shows up at base and the women are all detained and Fitz is just like "lol of course there's nothing wrong /is obviously brainwashed" and that is the energy I want to bring to this

just oblivious and light and "lol why are you looking at me like that of COURSE I'm serving the hive why aren't you?"

some people are using the hive stuff to have these emotional touchstones and I'm just like NOPE I wanna play an idiot drone who lives to serve the queen and maybe sting someone and die

and probably inseminate the queen but that's a very different event and I don't know that I would find someone who wants to play THAT event with me

but I did look at a lot of bee monster porn yesterday

whatever don't judge me

I thought Q Bee might work for the event and then it was all like. gross eroge art

oh shit this aos clip also has the joke about Fitz getting punched in the head I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT FOR AGES good to see it got reuploaded

repeated head trauma and people wonder why he has dissociative episodes

me, rambling incoherently about leopold james fitz

Ohhh, it has been ages since I watched AoS but yeah. Lorelei right?

that's the one!

though lol I am probably a bad AoS stan in that I have been playing from it for ages but also am like "no it's bad everyone is allowed to quit"

worst shield apologist

like "THIS IS MY SCIENCE SON HE IS PROBLEMATIC AND CONFLICTED AND CAN BE THE ROOT OF MANY INTERESTING PLOTS but shield is either insipid or unwatchable for like 80% of the time"

Oh, I get that sentiment!! I stopped watching it because we didn't have cable... But I heard.

excellent characters who are written believably and consistantly for seven straight seasons, but they are given AWFUL things to do

It was on ABC, right?

it was!

So I might be confusing it for another show. Still! ABC shows just seem to go that way... Only so many stakes can be raised, I guess? But I remember the characters being great, especially Fitz and Jemma.

they're both good beans who try very hard to do good things but are a bad weekend away from a supervillain arc

moezilla: If you want to get back into it, I can send you links on where to watch it online.

isn't it just on disney+ now?

Oh yeah.

Duh.

Haha, I get Disney+ for free through my phone provider. 👀

I mean honestly the characters are worth it, usually. IMO anyway. XD