Random tumblr posts that I find relatable: A thread
I'm stealing that Dudere and you can't stop me
good
I mean, Narnia is 100% a christian isekai
indeed, it is
nonhoration saw this and thought of you
🤣 my brand
gods that's me though
RIGHT?
i'm so glad other people are enjoying this plurk
One of my fav posts ever
Oh god that last one
I HATE THIS and love it
digimon vs pokemon
I AM LAUGHING VERY HARD AT ALL OF THESE
SAME
The digimon one is extra hilarious when you consider he’s just describing a real digimon that actual exists. (The nuns are called the Sistermons)
RIGHT I LOVE IT
The teen-superheroes one is like 'yes, hello, Persona team dynamics.'
i'm so glad you're enjoying these =w= I will continue to post as long as my tumblr continues to post quali-tea
koala-tea
dang that's a good one
first Google Images result:
giggles
Chorizard is also a Mara-style Persona, just saying.
I legit laughed out loud there. tysm, XD
also, reminds me of this one.
also, reminds me of this one.
Nightsail: oh god. horror
Not a one of those is wrong.
Stabby
the legend of stabby is one of my favs tbh
ME AND SISYPHUS AND KATE BUSH 
PFFFFT that's very true about dragons and elephants.
Man, borderline malware browser toolbars seem so quaint today where a microsecond of an ad loading on any page you visit is enough to silently install crypto miners and all sorts of evil bullshit on your machine without your knowledge
sob
The basis of 99% of my fics, yes.
They could have stopped at 'Sharknado had 5 sequels' and made the point just as well, but I appreciate the "plot" recap. XD
seriously but I think excalibur as a chainsaw is my fav thing
Create AMVs with your MIND
stop calling me ouuut
rude
how dare.
pet the horsie
In dire times you take your humour where you can get it
to my adhd havers
I love that Neil Gaiman and Wil Wheaton just hang out on tumblr.
yeah unless someone reveals themselve to be a terf or something I just sort of accept their hyperfixation has changed and go on the ride with em
Well, if they end up posting about something I truly don't care about I'll unfollow them to clean up my timeline, but at least on plurk you can still be friends with someone without following them
Yeah, if someone's hyperfixations change, that doesn't mean we can't be friends, it just means our current interests don't match
Down the line our interest just might converge again!
But in the meantime, unless they reveal themself to be a bad person, I'm friend with them for who they are, not what they love
and their blorbos become your surrogate blorbos
yup
step-blorbos
And let's be honest my friends have impeccable tastes so even if I don't care about the original material/the fandom, the porn is usually visually pleasing so 
YEP
this brings me joy
Underneath the Moonlight
oh ross, I love you
i feel like this sums up my thoughts on Naoto perfectly.
Those are all the Most Accurate.
i know right
random fgo screen caps cause I love Crime Grampa
that last one except the Kronk part
What IF "Bowser sex" was the reason for the question
A PSA
Ah, yup. Going into history to delete it works too.
this one actually made me laugh and I dunno why
... o_O
it apparently no longer contains that
(I had to google because what)
(and the stuff that was in it was not used as a flame retardant, one of those "yes there are types of this thing that are dangerous but this specific type is not" deals)
(EITHER WAY)
thank you for the info cause I was about to start wondering about my drinking baja blast...
this is basically what I live by
that conversation becomes much funnier if OP didn't know that Dick Fight Island is an actual manga
I have no opinion on this other than lol
I DID NOT COME HERE TO GET EMOTIONALLY KICKED IN THE ASS BY A MOOGLE GAME
Dick Fight Island is nowhere close to bara and it's firmly a yaoi, questionably elongated anatomy included
isn't the diff between bara and yaoi one of who the target audience is?
There's also general art style trends stemming from that
Bara's more gay dude oriented and characters are often big burly hairy men
Dick Fight Island's got some muscular dudes but it's definitely on the romantic prettyboys side of the art spectrum
it's not wrong.
GOOD NEWS
platic knifes 
some of you monster fuckers, this one is for you
oh my.
omfg, those last two. fucking SIGNED.
i love Neil Gaiman
lmfao
Fuck yeah peas!
MAster of curation
also that's definitely not how I interpreted that Oscar Wilde quote lmao
^ I feel called out.... 
ME TO ALL OF Y'ALL
fuck me this is my life
this entire thread is just magical
it is
I will forever love Minerva and her posts
it's not wrong, I saw some dragon age discourse just zoom by me on tumblr and was like "wow this looks like a mess"
Sometimes I see one hell of a take and I'm like "welp, I'm gonna block this person on principle so I never stumble across them again"
Why Am I in This Room?
how dare he describe this state so well
as a catchy song, no less
Phone Wallet Keys
flare_sword considering your previous plurk
OH LOOK IT'S ME
See What Happens When You Tickle a Rat | National Ge...
TICKLE RATS FOR SCIENCE.
this.
Ok but make sure you can actually touch the invasive plants you are murdering because some of them fight back in horrific ways.
Montréal isn't so bad lol
...oops. >__>;
oh that's a mood
my eternal existance
I love that shirt
I'm in that image and I hate it
(the clerification one)
whoops.
Y E S
oh, me
oh....
not really relatable but the fuck are these tags.
MONSTER HUNTER WORLD ICEBORNE AND KANJI TATSUMI BOOBA I GUESS???
"Only" 8pm? the days practially over at 8pm! If you wanted something from me, you should've asked hours ago
yes I stay up past midnight, but the nighttime is my time
exactly
me when i get home from work
right?
GONNA BE IN TROUBLE, BABY I'M THE TROUBLE MAAAAAAN
/zz top esque guitar intensifies
/zz top esque guitar intensifies
Darkstalkers' Revenge Ending - "The Trouble Man" (Ei...
not exactly me but many people I know. I am the phone person.
now, FORMS on the other hand...
god, that poor phone dude is me
star wars opinions
...well, that's an unhelpful link plurk made.
it's all text, though, at the link. it's the story of a guy that managed to slip through the bureaucratic cracks at his job, and was on the payroll despite not actually doing anything, and how he kept bluffing his way through keeping said non-position. I found it pretty amusing.
it's all text, though, at the link. it's the story of a guy that managed to slip through the bureaucratic cracks at his job, and was on the payroll despite not actually doing anything, and how he kept bluffing his way through keeping said non-position. I found it pretty amusing.
GLASYS on TikTok
me
oh yeah that was fucking wild
I did NOT HEAR the slug story.
hang on let me see if i can find it
relationships.txt on Twitter
jesus christ
finally my life
Kanji you sweet innocent punk child
my professional life
Also mine I'm afraid orz
God yeah, I learned about the staircase thought experiment years ago; still remains horrifying.
The context for that article is that a guy sent photos of a herd of goats he had rented to all his coworkers and one of them accidentally CC'd him back with
oof and he was DEVASTATED
i feel this.
god this is absolutely my experience
I think Ancestor has a point, actually
Nightsail: That last one has some powerful energy. Needed that lately, thank you.
glad I could help!
...hmm....
ah, it's a video, not a gif. all righty then. poor squirrel in the back...
T H I S ORGY TIME
... I wha
Lab Cookies paper. XD
I have terrible news for the poor summer child who thinks medieval monk porn doesn't exist
Yep.
Oh my god... yeah that too. I assume that Mami probably got an inheritance from her parents, but Homura also has to deal with medical bills, likely.
secretly, sometimes, i wish I could do this.
I don't need to be rich I just need to be able to eat/have a home
The problem with condemning people to shut up and canon-review is that delusional rabid weirdos with wildly terrible and implausible interpretation can also use it against you
because they think they have the gospel truth
Nyx: have had exactly that experience. I can laugh at it now, but I guarantee, I 100% lost respect for the player that harassed me over what I'd put so much thought and effort into.
it's a weird trap; sometimes someone else's version of a character likewise bothers the f out of me, and I have to remind myself, they might feel the same about mine.
it's a weird trap; sometimes someone else's version of a character likewise bothers the f out of me, and I have to remind myself, they might feel the same about mine.
evidence of growing up, I think: being willing and able to see where another may be coming from, with a completely different take on a thing, even while you disagree with it.
but I kinda feel like this is exactly the kind of exercise that is RP: practicing seeing from someone else's point of view, and getting into someone else's head.
but I kinda feel like this is exactly the kind of exercise that is RP: practicing seeing from someone else's point of view, and getting into someone else's head.
There are egregious cases of course, examples of jokes and memes going too far...
But I feel like those rarely come up in serious RP
(Not in the same way at least, I have felt like people tried to impose memes onto a character I was playing and I had to tell them to please drop it)
i swear to god if I see one more person declare Junpei would be the 'frat boy doing weed' i will scream.
Junpei has many reasons not to touch drugs. Most to all of them are his father.
yeeah but unfortunately that wasn't really touched uupon in P3 vanilla or FES until The Answer. Persona 3 Portable is the one that goes indepth.
Shinji is doing drugs, just a fantasy one because Japan
manikins Yeah, I was meaning other than that one. XD
setecastronomy: Fair enough lol
Damn maybe I should try being the zoo keeper and the tiger
might've posted this before
FISHY BUSINESS
welp I need to write that Get ALong Knot now!
good.
geez coming after me huh.
yeah
I feel that
with the shit that continues to rain on soc media I almost feel like maybe I should go back to Tumblr, despite Tumblr being still terrible AND me being definitely NOT welcome on Tumblr as fan mainly into NSFW fancontent
well that's the thing
nsfw is fine if it's written it's seem
it's pictures that are the problem
but you can say boobie and shit
but can I link to my E-rated fics on AO3
onr my sites
shut up shut up shut uuuup DX
I REFUSE TO DO THE THING :3
(and yes, you can do the same with "dog" too!)
You're not supposed to make appointments, you're supposed to suffer
source: everything in here closes at 4 because FUCKING government workers
ah. So I've had executive disfunction my whole life.
yeah
Me too. That and procrastination are teaming up to murder me
me
Oh GOD, We Bare Bears did the bomb shelter scenario but with a full-grown couple and a desert island. The bear cubs help the woman escape at least.
well now I wanna know too
bring in The Groot!
"no time for questions"
okay but what if it's a really good question like that?
okay but what if it's a really good question like that?
but what if she has a Longcat
....that is a great question, tbf....
if kink art is to be believed, they wrap you up to turn you into a mummy
hypnosis is sometimes involved
Don't ask how i know this.
Curse you, sic swarms if scarabs--yeah that.
DID not know about the kink art part.
//stares into the middle distance.
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I'm pretty sure I've seen a cartoon as a child that said their wrap you up so you join them in the afterlife
so I don't think it's just kink art
but it is also kink art.
/patpat
GNU terry pratchett
is it any wonder I took sociology?
it's true
this is me and i hate it
oh god THIS ONE TOO
...at least I can usually easily jump back to the previous media love affair?
Mitsuru I love you but.
My biggest problem with Mitsuru's social link: I honestly Cannot Believe that Shinji and Akihiko never took her out for ramen when it was just the three of them in SEES.
SURELY THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT AT LEAST ONCE
right?
Especially as much as those two hang out at Hagakure in the game proper!
sage advice. 
I like how you think! ....those would be pretty expensive here, though. and you can often find apples at 3/$1 at Fred Meyers if they're just slightly bruised or something here....
true, but they are spiky and stinky! To use on people who really deserve it
what abotu
pineapples.
I think we should be weighing how much you dislike the person, how much they'd dislike the prospective fruit in question, how much money you'd want to spend on keeping them away from you, how good your aim is, etc...
there are a few people I'd be okay with hurling a coconut or two at, tbh....
The number of love 'triangles' that can be resolved with 'communication and/or polyamory are things'...
But then at least half of Shakespeare's plays would be too short.
it me
why do you keep calling me out like this
It also me aaaa
mike rizzi on Twitter
Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos
hi five to all my fellow smut rper/writers.
god, ain't that the truth
The smut I write is sexy before I write it and after I've written, edited, and posted it. While I'm writing it it's hard and stupid and English is stupid and hard
Let's not even talk about French
...
oh right NYX
WHAT ARE SOME GOOD SEXY FRENCH THINGS TO SAY DURING SEX
NONE WHATSOEVER LMAO XDDDDDD
Okay but seriously I've spent all my brain today, ask me again tomorrow
made that forever ago to upset myself
I mean. it's true.
winks
(i've also seen it with archer and shirou which, debatably better)
and again, laughing that Ardyn is getting his redemption arc in the mobile game where Leon from FF2 can call him out on his bullshit.
god i'm genuinely so pleased about opera omnia
not only because it's proving me right
(but partially because it's proving me right)
heh
.... Isn't that Beetlejuice, from Lydia's perspective?
oh ouch
called out IRL
Shinjiro gdit
he would.
shinji pls
Pinterest served me that last one without Shinjiro on it and someone replied to it with
I don't think he's happy. 
That blue one is peak 'the straights are not okay.'
yeeeeup
The crocdile one is also a very The Straights Ain't Okay, and the worst part is, the original of that joke doesn't have any of the "hurr hurr I hate my wife" humour
oh, the casual ingrained "marriages are toxic" jokes have been around since I can remember. it's kinda always lowkey been one of the reasons on my list of reasons I'm happy to never get involved with anyone like that, even before having words for being ace/aro....
I mean, I feel like "huh huh I hate my wife" jokes come from the fact that... in the past a lot of marriages were ones of convience, basically
And then they became so ingrained that even once things like dowrys were a thing of the past people still stuck in loveless marriages because of you know
the kids
to keep up appearances
"everyone hates their spouce after 10 years anyway"
lmfao, the ancient ancestral curse of adhd... I love it
the ancient ancestral curse of neurodivergence
wholesome
savage.
Narrator: It was never fixed.
(...the math/geometry/logic nerds in particular may find that one interesting!)
