around midnight I was like "IT'S STILL THE 4TH IN OTHER TIME ZONES" and I don't even have that

But daywalkers! You'll be up soon.

there was also a lot of "DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT AMERICA" on the timeline yesterday and it felt like a weird time to be like "here's my cartoon parody of the excess of Americana"

Chi you closed ac and I was like "oh no if I'm still awake when Chi is thriving I AM UP TOO LATE"

Chi o'clock is an early morning wakeup, not a bedtime

I'm about to crash!! But I forgot I didn't do the AC is closed!! plurk earlier so had to sneak on to do it

SOMETIMES a frantic middle of the night tag when I try to get you while you're tagging and achieve the miracle of TWO chi tags in one day

one eye open, not making English, but desperate to move a thread

I'm tempted to throw someone at your network post

Since I'm about to post my last tag bomb anyway

omg beautiful

but also aww

Dawww

I'm supposed to be on hiatus but I saw a chance for Jessie CR.

Poor Steve. He just wants some Americana.

thanks for the tags, friends! It was nice to wake up to

still laughing about how Natasha has been nothing but pleasant to him and he's still like "ok but you're Russian"

Russian and like 30% demon aesthetically.

SEE? sus

That doesn't mean she's not a perfectly lovely person

She's super nice Steve. Don't be discriminating!

Steve and Atem CR could be pretty neat, since they're both characters in Penance stuck with a bunch of people that know them yet are from a different version of their universe. But also maybe don't ask how to attack Egypt, lol.

Also everyone from the other universe keeps telling him about his other counterpart and he hates him. So.

I think it'd be cool to explore that with these two? Especially since the other counterpart is taller and acts so differently. People keep expecting him to be like that guy. He is most definitely not that guy.

man coming back to this plurk because I finally caught up on tags and I really enjoy that most of the tag-ins are people going "um be careful with the meat"

and Steve is just like "I lived through the great depression and don't see how that might be a problem"

"it's not cow" ok but did it come from a mammal? CAN STILL BE BURGER

surely people are warning about not having enough to feed people, or about spoilage

they wouldn't throw away good food!

I mean technically it did but you should be a little more specific in your criteria steve!

It's true though.

It may look like ground beef but it's proablynot from a cow.

eh it's all protein and it'll keep them from dying! people didn't flee the potato famine to get picky about how they survived.

back in his day, you ate what they gave you and were thankful

That people meat steve.

It's people meat, Steve.

I'd shake him but he's fragile.

he will fall apart in your hands

He would.

we just want to take care of you, Smol Steve

help you avoid the Mystery Meat

We're trying to keep you from becoming a cannibal!

No promises that the apples will be completely free of shenanigans either.

oh my god

Steve: You're a real cagey lady. Maybe you should be more direct
Natasha: what, like talking about blowjobs

HELLO, POLICE? I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT AN ATTEMPTED MURDER

I had to do it, actually.

It had to happen.

Good for her.