Like damn, woman, control your thirst

(Note: I am kidding. Kind of.)

I mean when you've got shit like this you have to wonder....

(Click the picture, it's a gif)

The scene in the gif was cut from the English dub because "it resembles a sex act" and I just don't see it???

is it because he looks like he's almost-but-not-quite spanking her or what???

but yeah Jessie is scaring Mary and she's grabbing onto him for comfort/protection :')

which is actually kinda cute imo

But yeah if you've ever wondered why DJ Mary was hanging onto Professor Oak for no reason in Will The Real Oak Please Stand Up, that scene is why

I'm not saying I ship it but I'm disappointed they don't have a ship name

Like Oak/Giovanni, a COMPLETELY OOC ship between two characters who have NEVER MET, has a ship name

(I reallllyyyyy hate that ship because the ukeification is WILD, like Giovanni does whatever he wants and Oak just goes along with it because he is a total wimp somehow?)

Like the proper response to "date me or I'll burn Pallet town to the ground" isn't "oh no I guess I have to date him", it's "Dragonite, Hyper Beam" followed by "Hello, Officer Jenny?"

...oh wait they have a ship name

the wiki I was reading was just incomplete

I never thought about it before.. but I bet pokemon has as many or more ship names than Yugioh and Yugioh has a literal zillion names

lol

Neverending Romance | List: A - Z

TeamOakShipping - Dragonite, Pidgey & Rotom (Professor Oak's, Professor Oak's & Professor Oak's) hee

okay I ctrl-f'd "Shipping" on that page and got 29,596

granted some ships have multiple names, and some ship names refer to multiple ships

of those 106 involve Professor Oak... so .3%

#IDidTheMath ;P

...oh wow it was last updated in 2016

so probably a lot more ships than that

How much do you want to be Sada/Turo will be "HotProfessorShipping" or something

I'm really wondering how the anime will handle Sada and Turo, it usually doesn't like to favor one version or another

ESPECIALLY if the "Sada and Turo are villains" theories are true

I've seen "your professor is good, other professor is evil" and "your professor is evil, other professor doesn't exist"

with varying degrees of redemption

oh and pokespe too I guess

I made the dire mistake of looking at what paheal has to say abt professor oak shipping and there's a good amount I wish I had not seen. but also sam/giovanni?

paheal?

yeah idgi that ship either I guess just "smooth hot evil dude and hot nice dude together"?

...smoosh even wtf

...oh r34. Yeah most Oak porn is fetish stuff WHERE'S THE CUTE WHOLESOME PORN DAMMIT

(cute fluff is my jam, don't kinkshame me >>;;;; )

look if I can't have some fluff in my smut what is even the point

EXACTLY

you, you get it

Omg.. /looking at this list
Somehow I didn't expect all the actual monster shippings. LOL

I don't think we get a lot of that in Ygo save for Dark Magician Girl, Dark Magician, and Blue Eyes (because people are weird)

Or I'm oblivious to it.. which is entirely possible

AdultShipping I always thought would be cute and amusing when Ash found out >>;

I used to be a big Eldershipper (that's the more common name XP) when I was a teen

but it was just because Sam's my favorite character and it's basically the only viable canon ship for him

I don't actually like Delia that much

so these days I prefer to ship with him OC's or cross-canon XP

not that I'd turn down a Delia if one showed up in dwrp

Like I think I started drifting away from Eldershipping when Veronica Taylor started giving Delia a high squeaky voice to differentiate her from May

(which I don't think was necessary! I think they've only ever been in the same episode once, and they either didn't or barely spoke to each other)

Her Japanese voice isn't great either, it makes her sound like a grandma when she's, like, 35 at the absolute OLDEST

I actually used to play Delia way back in the day, like before the VA change even

Oh so I'd been beaning to ask what made you tag Felix! Because it's not often I see pkmn muses in general out there in the memes in the first place and then you came to me!

beaning. Meaning*

the character description made him sound nice :3

youaremama <-- my old delia

OH YEAH I REMEMBERED SOMETHING I WANTED TO SAY ABOUT ELDERSHIPPING

I hate how most of the fandom are eldershippers, but in a memey/gross-out humor way

all "professor oak is fucking ash's mom, hee hee, isn't it so GROSS AND NASTY AND INAPPROPRIATE?"

like nah bro, if professor oak is fucking ash's mom, he's doing it in a CUTE WHOLESOME WAY >

...that was supposed to be an angry face

anyway something something desexualization of the elderly

(and he's not even elderly, he's only 50, so... desexualization of the middle-aged?)

I didn't know anyone played Delia in rp, so im amused by that

Some of our ships changed names too. Like puppyshipping to violetshipping.. but i prefer the change on that one.

that's kaiba/joey right?

It is

I think puppy came from one time where joey dressed up like a dog? where does violet come from?

...is it maybe because joey uses a dragon with red eyes and kaiba uses a dragon with blue eyes and red and blue make violet?

In the dub Kaiba has called Joey a dog before, that's where it comes from. There's also a run on gag of joey in dog suits.

Yup, you nailed it! It's the combined color of blue and red because dragons