just been bathing in e-coli all week this is fine

time to wash my dishes in e-coli and pretend things are fine

I generally don't trust drinking tap water so that was never a concern but like.

sigh.

Ew.

Time to get out the bleach.

great

Oh no...

Don't like that at all

I refilled the cat fountain with poland spring water and made a big production about how New and Fresh it was and she trotted over probably expecting it to taste like tuna the way I was carrying on

I have never seen a cat go from excitement to disappointment so quickly

just like "OMG WHAT IS THERE CATNIP" immediately to "you woke me up for water :|"

Ugh be careful. You have health concerns like I do with this type of tomdickery.

y i k e s...

cooking rice with bottled water is the single most bourgie thing I have ever done in my life