Me: oh, it's cloudy and not all THAT hot out, I can save gas by just using the fan-without-A/C and the stereo while I'm stuck in the car for ninety minutes for alternate-side-parking on a sick day Car: hey remember how you said it's cloudy? I'm gonna turn the headlights on
(a very nice smart-meter contractor jumped the car; it took long enough for me to realize we'd replaced the dead-shit cables from last time that now I'm stuck in the car for a full two hours instead...)