Is Figma already afflicted with bloatware and outrageous subscription costs?

Atropos: Looks like the starter package is free.Pricing for Figma's Free, Professional, and Organiza...

I was being un petit peu sarcastic

gullible & uninformed.

is bitter and jaded

Atropos: gullible and uninformed doesn't rule out bitter and jaded (it's complicated in here)