the clickbait sites are calling him "the maga masturbator"

I'm dying

oh my god bruh

holy shit

i can’t

bro if you’re stressed that is not the answer

u bout to be more stressed

in jail

I don't get the 'I was stressed' defense

I assume he has a shower at home that he can have a quick stress whack in

A shower that wouldn't have any onlooking preschoolers

I THINK the day before this incident, he just conceded defeat in whatever primary

so it was like "loses election -> jerks it to preschoolers"

how else would one blow off steam

I mean, that’s my go-to

......my guy. just admit you were doggin'.