The old conspiracy theories are the best conspiracy theories

Let me order one of those right away.

Crustaceans can write???

Yep, another secret power!

For you youngsters, some context

(the latter being HQed near owly, naturally)

I used to read the Rosicrucian stuff. It was interesting. My grandpa was a Mason.

drove by the HQ almost every day for most of my life up til 8 years ago ... not converted yet, though I did pick up membership materials in 1994!