Please don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation
别告诉我你不可救药的迷恋
is devolving into pointless jealousy.
发展成了无意义的嫉妒

I'm trying to see how long it takes a 500 - kilowatt oxygen iodine laser to heat up my cup a' noodles.
我想試試一個500千瓦氧碘激光器得花多久把我的杯裝泡麵加熱

when I learn that I'm a robot,
當我得知我是機器人
would I be bound by asimov's three laws of robotics?
我要受限於阿西莫夫的"機器人三定律"嗎?

Have you ever harmed a human being
你傷害過人類嗎?
or through inaction allowed a human being to come to harm?
或任人受傷而袖手旁觀?
Of course not.
當然沒有
Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in cases
除非在他人危險的情況下你會傷害自己
where a human being would have been endangered?
或容忍自己被傷害嗎?
Well,no. 呃沒有 I smell robot. 我聞到機器人的味道了

Oh,we tried kissing,but the earth didn't move.
哦我們試著接吻但地球沒轉

I mean,any more than the 383 miles that it was going to move anyway.
我是說比地球原來轉的383英里要更多

There's a feline geneticist in san diego
聖地亞哥有個研究貓科的遺傳學家
who's developed the cutest little hypoallergenic calicos.
培育了一種超可愛的低變應原小貓

I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with penny
我認為你能跟佩妮做愛的機率
as the hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole
跟哈勃太空望遠鏡發現在每個黑洞中央
is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
都有個小人在用閃光燈尋找斷路器的機率一樣大

Nevertheless,
儘管如此
I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you.
我還是有責任向你指出她並沒有拒絕你
You did not ask her out.
你從沒邀請她去約會

Now try to increase your alpha wave activity.
試著增加你α波的活性
What? !
什麼? !
It's a biofeedback technique.
這是機能反饋療法
It's relaxation through brain wave manipulation.
通過控制腦電波來放鬆

I read a paper about it in journal of american neuroscience.
我在美國神經科學月刊上看到一篇關於它的論文
It was a little sparsely sourced,but I think the basic science is valid.
它的理論來源不完備但是我認為基本原理正確
I probably have it here somewher E.
我可能把它放在這了

so what's new in the world of physics?
物理界有啥新聞不?
Nothing.
沒有
Really? Nothing?
真的? 一點都沒有?
Well,with the exception of string theory, not much has happened since the 1930s.
除了弦理論自1930年後就沒什麼發現了

And you can't prove string theory.
而弦理論也尚未證明
At best you can say,"hey,look,
最多就能說
my idea has an internal logical consistency.
"嘿我的理論內部邏輯很連貫"