The Physics Department string quartet needs a new cellist.
物理系弦樂四重奏還缺一個大提琴
What happened to Elliot Wong?
埃利奧特·王怎麼啦?
He switched over to high-energy radiation research
他調到高能輻射課題組了
had a little mishap,and now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him.
發生一些小意外其他團員怕坐他身邊被輻射

Yeah,Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone.
能源部說我們原來排練的地方現在是危險區

I need your opinion on a matter of semiotics.
我需要符號學方面的幫助
I'm sorry?
什麼?
Semiotics. The study of signs and symbols.
符號學研究符號和象徵
It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics.
是語言學基本理論的分支
Okay,sweetie, I know you think you're explaing yourself
親愛的我知道你以為自己在解釋
but you're really not. 其實你真的沒有

Look at the beta function of quantum chromodynamics.
看看量子色動力學的貝塔函數
The sign's been changed.
符號被改了!

Yeah,I noticed it when I got up to get a glass of water.
我起來喝水的時候發現的
So I fixed it and now you can show that quarks
我改了這樣就能證明夸克
are asymptotically free at high energies.
在高能狀態下是漸進自由的

Hey,Leslie. Careful,Leonard.
- 嗨萊斯利- 小心萊納德
Liquid nitrogen,320 degrees below zero.
液氮華氏零下320度
Why are smashing a flash-frozen bana?
你為什麼要砸碎速凍香蕉?
Because I got a bowl of Cheerios and I couldn't find a knife. Oh.
我有一碗麥片又找不到刀子

Listen,Leonard,neither of us are neuroscientists\N
萊納德我們都不是神經學家
but we both understand the biochemistry of sex.
但是都了解性的生物化學原理

I mean,dopamine in our brains is released across synapses,causing pleasure.
腦中的多巴胺在神經鍵中釋放造成快感
You stick electrodes in a rat's brain, give him an orgasm button,
在老鼠大腦裡插入電極再給它個高潮按鍵
he'll push that thing until he starves to death.
它會一直按著那個鍵直到死
Well,who wouldn't?
誰不會呢?

Well,the only difference between us and the rat
我們跟老鼠的區別就在於
is that you can't stick an electrode in our hypothalamus.
我們不能在我們視丘下部置入電極
That's where you come in.
所以你就派上用場了