I got a shiny in Area Zero!

...

A golduck.

My SECOND shiny Golduck in 3 days.

Really, Game? REALLY?!

There are Flutter Manes, Brute Bonnets, and Roaring Moons RIGHT HERE.... and you give me a SHINY GOLDUCK?!

There was even a VARPOREON right next to it that I would have loved shiny!!

area zero percent of you getting the shiny you want more like

The worst part is... it's the SECOND ONE...

If it were the first, I wouldn't be mad!

golduck... baby...

This is a bad time to mention I secured a full assortment of Shiny Paradoxes, isn’t it?

/BONK