No, no, you're quark-blocking us.
不 不 你们保密到连夸克都透不过

Don't forget his genetic predisposition towards addiction.
别忘了是他的遗传体质引发的吸毒成瘾
That's never been proven. there have been studies.
-那从未被证实 -有过很多研究
Not double-blind studies.
但不是双盲试验啊
How could there be a double-blind study?
怎么可能实施双盲试验?
Who would be the control group?
谁来做对照组?

You're not well suited for three-dimensional chess.
你還不夠格來玩三維國際象棋
Perhaps three-dimensional candy land would be more your speed.
你的速度或許更適合玩三維糖果盒遊戲
Just reset the board.
這盤重來
It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.
這麼多層都得我讓你還真丟臉啊

I'm making petri dishes to grow throat cultures.
我在製作皮氏培養皿培養喉嚨裡的細菌
With lime jell-o?
用酸橙果凍?
I need a growth medium,
我需要一個(生長物)培養基
And someone polished off the apricot yogurt.
而某人卻把杏仁酸奶給掃蕩一空了

Well, once, when I was 15,
有一次我15歲
Spending the summer at the heidelberg institute in germany.
暑假的時候在德國的海德爾堡學院
Studying abroad?
出國留學?
No. visiting professor.
不是被邀請當客座教授

Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage-based
總之當地的烹飪方法用的香腸比我習慣的多了一些
Than I'm used to, and the result was an internal blitzkrieg,
結果就是肚子裡上演了陸軍聯合閃電戰
With my lower intestine playing the part of czechoslovakia.
我的大腸扮演的是捷克斯洛伐克

This is a subsonic impact sensor.
這是個次音速沖擊傳感器
If sheldon gets out of bed and starts to walk,
如果謝爾頓下床並開始走路
This device will register it and send a signal to the laptop.
這個器件會記錄下來並把信號發回筆記本

At that point, based on the geography of the apartment
由此根據這間公寓的地理結構
And the ambulatory speed of a sick sheldon,
和病貓謝爾頓的步行速度
You'll have 7 seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses.
你有7秒鐘的時間出來帶眼鏡或者不戴眼鏡
Won't my footsteps set it off?
我的腳步聲不會干擾它判斷嗎?
No. you'll be on your hands and knees.
不會你只能用你的手和膝蓋走路