You want me to use my intelligence
你們想利用我的聰明才智
In a tawdry competition?
去參加那麼庸俗的比賽?
Would you ask
你會叫畢加索
Picasso to play pictionary?
去玩看圖猜字嗎
Would you ask noah webster to play boggle?
你會叫韋伯斯特(詞典編纂者)去玩猜字遊戲嗎
Would you ask jacques cousteau to play go fish? 你會叫雅克·庫斯托(知名潛水家)去玩釣魚?

Sheldon, what, do I need to quote
謝爾頓你什麼意思需要我引用
Spock's dying words to you?
史巴克臨死前的一席話嗎
No, don't.
別不要
"the needs of the many...
"...重於少數人的利益
"...outweigh the needs of the few.
"...少數人的需求要重要
...or the one." ...或個人的利益"

How about the perpetual motion squad?
叫永動機隊怎麼樣?
It's beyond the laws of physics, plus
它超越了物理學的理論

Is on the topic of optics.
是關於光學的問題
"what is the shortest light pulse ever produced?"
有史以來最短的光脈衝是多少?
Dr. cooper.
庫珀博士
And of course the answer is 130 attoseconds.
毫無疑問答案是130百億億分之一秒

"what is the quantum mechanical effect
何種量子力學效應
"used to encode data on hard-disk drives?"
被應用在硬盤存儲加密上?
Howard?
霍華德
And of course the answer is
毫無疑問答案是
Giant magnetoresistance.
-巨磁阻

"what artificial satellite has seen glimpses
哪顆人造衛星記錄下了
Of einstein's predicted frame dragging?"
愛因斯坦預言的時空結構拖曳現象?
And of course, it's gravity probe b.
答案是引力探測器B衛星

This is war.
這是戰爭
Were the romans polite when they salted the ground
當羅馬人在迦太基(北非一古城)地上撒鹽
Of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again?
確保以後寸草不生的時候他們講禮貌了嗎

"what is the iso-spin singlet partner of the pi-zero meson?"
π零介子的同重旋單重配合物是什麼?
The eta meson.
埃塔介子

"what is the lightest element on earth
地球上存在的最輕且沒有
With no stable isotope?"
穩定同位素的元素是什麼
And of course, the answer is technetium.
毫無疑問答案是锝

"what is the force between two uncharged plates
由於量子真空波動造成兩塊無電荷板間
Due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?"
所產生的力是什麼
the casimir effect.
卡西米爾效應

How does a quantum computer factor large numbers?
量子電腦如何分解大數?
Shor's algorithm.肖氏算法