me: oh, regular grocery is the 23rd, no way I'm fighting holiday-cooking shoppers, I'll go early

also me: hmm it can wait till Tuesday

Tuesday: so there's a massive blizzard coming, if you have to get groceries do it NOW NOW NOW

so much for avoiding crowded stores

at least I'm still negative so I can get this shit done

yeah this incoming weather is no noke

and it's so wild to me that it's going to hit literally like... the entire country except for hawaii/puerto rico lmao

you don't see the local weather guys bang the doom and gloom drums unless they mean it

no joke, how did I type no noke

new word for how serious this is

extra no

oh, only 4-6 inches but uh. 50mph winds

yeah that's gross

holy shit that wind speed

yeah I pre-emptively don't like it

update: everywhere is a fucking ZOO

even the european bakery and the italian deli!

I left without anyhthing, changed my list, and went to he butcher and the grocery and liqour

I expected Woodman's to be crazy but it was almost Saturday-crazy with lines even at the self-check

fortunately, that gave me 2 hours in the sunshine so hopefully that helps....everyhing else

welp 4pm dude is saying 6-9 inches now

I'll wait for my fave dude at 5 to break down what he thinks will happen

not that Mr. Julian isn't hot as fuck in his black turtleneck with suit but there's one guy in this market who actually explains why the computer models say X, Y, and Z and I trust him for the forecast even if he looks like a fuckin nerd

omg I love making haluska, so low-effort, but now the entire downstairs smells like bacon and I can't handle it

I want to eat everything even if it doesn't taste like bacon, i need it