hello, it's me again
- starker soulmate au where you crave what your soulmate is eating
好變態 
三十幾歲人食mum mum
三十幾歲人食mum mum
咁佢飲酒party嗰陣bb soulmate咪喺屋企喊到仆街 
好浪漫 
"Peter opens the door and greets his aunt, an odd craving for May’s walnut date loaf. But he shakes it off."
- 某人漸漸意識到自己做咗人sugar daddy
well at some point he did caught him off guard
someone left and the kid just simply takes the place
ok field trip fic is actually a category
或者唔係slash會好睇啲？
wadiu兩萬kudos 
- field trip irondad
幹我看過
Once again when you heard your underage student has all access in a top tech company of your country, including the private lab and office of the company owner who is a nearly fifty playboy billionaire, first thing first you should be worried
and when you found out the jacket on your teenager student which he is totally couldn't afford of was actually belongs to that billionaire?
I'm calling the police
I'm calling the police
anyways-
- quaranteen
"He ends up wandering out of the camera’s sight not thirty seconds later—she’s not quite sure, but she thinks he might’ve winked before he left too. More than half the class has definitely taken a screenshot by this point."
dramatic
dramatic
佢每日上堂都喺人哋屋企
he lives there
"It’s a very eloquent way of asking why the hell are you in the house of one of my students?"
finally a sane teacher
finally a sane teacher
I'm recommending this
it got sitcom vibe
it got sitcom vibe
- guess I'll never learn
field trip, again
今次個field trip正常好多 
係正常想lay low嘅pete同唔信佢嘅先生同同學
係正常想lay low嘅pete同唔信佢嘅先生同同學
pete好橙
so canon
so canon
oO ( midtown 譯做中城， Central city 又係譯做中城 )
阿爸出場之前都幾canon
three strikes you're out protocole 都係
但係阿爸一出搵解釋就feel到writer insert咗自己入去
three strikes you're out protocole 都係
但係阿爸一出搵解釋就feel到writer insert咗自己入去
同埋啲老師同學爭住道歉都係
but you still got my kudos
睇咗十萬幾個field trip梗都係一式一樣嘅流程
同指定動作
同指定動作
- field trip but with pete actually working in lab, like an intern
終於有啲新嘢睇
有harley
幾好睇
文筆唔悶
harley好串
I like him
I like him
好可愛！
鬥嘴三人組！
平均年齡五歲
鬥嘴三人組！
平均年齡五歲
- avengers sussing that tony has a son…?
點解成日要kidnap
私生子唔好咩
私生子唔好咩
終於有 
睇咗兩版
睇咗兩版
點解咁多性轉dnlm
oO ( 睇team im side嘅fanfic成日見到team ca bashing 
最好stucky會kidnap小朋友啦 
)
最好stucky會kidnap小朋友啦 )
sls the one person you're fooling is yourself, writer 
見到開篇peter stark=skip得
Jimmy fallon??????????
filter走kidnapped pp即刻少咗一半文
真係冇私生子設定狗血長篇
you know who we need now? a rick sanchez.
屌我個死人腦
rhodey: he's yours, isn't he?
我oO ( food... )
rhodey: he's yours, isn't he?
我oO ( food... )
rhodey: your son.
我oO ( Still food... )
我oO ( Still food... )
個父子vibe係冇人解釋到
spy佢
然後又融入咗field trip劇情
who is this buck tho
講到civil fight單嘢唔關你事嘆
you're my son, but still 
當我睇錯waterboarding做watersporting嗰下我就知我個腦唔要得
what i want to say is Pete won't say this shit and being this impolite & demanding to mr stark
ok呢篇係有預謀犯案
抵比人包
嚇死
影bare hands以為要送錶
影bare hands以為要送錶
ok重點係同sugar daddy抱怨完
人哋就會超額完成佢嘅要求
人哋就會超額完成佢嘅要求
佢覺得lab啲safety goggles舊咩
人哋就成間大學嘅lab設備同你翻新一次
人哋就成間大學嘅lab設備同你翻新一次
dramatic
強者嘅爭鋒
大家鬥快trap對方做自己條仔
who would win
who would win
he really is a spider
his roommate's name is Johnny
will that be Johnny like Storm, Johnny?
will that be Johnny like Storm, Johnny?
仲幫手set場影just get out of bed pic 
比ned聽到真係尷尬到仆街
"If he's not your would-be boyfriend, is he single?"
johnny…?
weird when they have never mentioned the patrols
呢個pete好識flirt
好似換咗人咁
好似換咗人咁
Gwen my clever girl 
即刻估到
有冇一個sem時間
有冇一個sem時間
有Dr. reed 
咁即係個johnny真係the johnny
咁即係個johnny真係the johnny
wtf even is a silk shirt
who tf wear a silk shirt
who tf wear a silk shirt
dafaq he is so horny
ho lun horny
"I'll wear whatever you send me."
my boy's trying his best here
my boy's trying his best here
oO ( why he this )
算唔算crossdressing?
係咁sd j圖比人驗收
half way through and they're still flirting over phones
so when can we get the contents tagged on the warning section
so when can we get the contents tagged on the warning section
要買sex toy比個男仔但係第一時間係買dildo都已經好sus啦
屌點解我睇到咁緊張
會心一擊
wow kid you're a natural
"But sir, you didn't tell me to wear underwear. "
wow
??????????拉燈?????????????
watersport呢 
片段h
有得咁玩
點解要見埋家長
睇完先發現好似真係冇watersport
我又記錯？
我又記錯？
- 狗血呷醋老梗之Peter has a new bf
wa ho cliché
點解冇乜心機睇呢篇
係咪因為canon divergence得太多
作者made up嘅嘢同mcu差得有啲遠
係咪因為canon divergence得太多
作者made up嘅嘢同mcu差得有啲遠
講真佢話compound我以為係動畫settings
and once again this reminds me why I'm totally supporting team cap in civil fight
is this one a team im won setting?
ok I'm bored
ok the thing is
I understand why most of you insist to have an adult spidey
I understand why most of you insist to have an adult spidey
but you totally missed the struggle and angst in their dynamic
he was (still is) his mentee, protege, a kid.
he will be the most fucked up adult if he took avantage on him.
he will be the most fucked up adult if he took avantage on him.
tag啲summary都唔係好吸引到我是咪正常
同啲長篇唔係好match到電波
倒不如睇啲1 shot pwp冇咁嬲
倒不如睇啲1 shot pwp冇咁嬲
- pwp with a certain adult is definitely going to hell
wwwwwww he searched the age of consent in ny
"(someone) is legal" 永遠很辣
don't call fbi on me 
每次奶幾嘢都"fuck, baby, I'm close"
心諗係咪早洩
心諗係咪早洩
混沌發言：soul mark唔係「nice work, kid」嘅soulmate au都可以skip 
- soulmate au
wha-
"Howard’s first soulmark read “call me Bucky”"??????
????????
ok this one was hea
bye
bye
- scar sharing soul marks
好快相認但係點解後面仲有咁多劇情嘅
btw this ts is indeed very in c
ok I'm kinda bored now
for all that fics insisting them signing the sokovia accords
team im fans hadn't thought it through right?
for all that fics insisting them signing the sokovia accords
team im fans hadn't thought it through right?
- what, a soulmate setting with fix-it tag?
a second chance ?????
oh I can assure you dr strange will be the first one to stop you tho
writer, 醒下
me to them: can you science a way out
alright this one is soul bond not soulmate au
alright
- symbol soulmark
好啦佢一發現咗小朋友係佢蘇眉就好愛好愛
我見到淨係覺得好攰
我見到淨係覺得好攰
show me
don't tell me
"A"?
stans for anthony or avengers?????
mr stark's ignoring pete so the kid thought it was him have done something wrong
睇返呢啲幾年前嘅文就覺得nat喺好多人心目中好cool
但其實m記後面嘅nat份人好nice
但其實m記後面嘅nat份人好nice
後面好悶 為寫而寫
為寫而寫
個作者唔識停
原來2022嘅文嚟
- pain sharing soulmarks
跟原作劇情
seems common but who knows how long have I been waiting
seems common but who knows how long have I been waiting
it covered the snap
咁多abo pwp
父子！
唔係私生子設定嗎
bye
bye
"the one where tony fucks his outrageously pretty maid"
好老土
完全係50年代官人我要啲frd
完全係50年代官人我要啲frd
- accidentally becoming a sugar daddy
呢個梗永遠好笑
比aunt may周到 
鴻門宴
但係diunei送車喎
the dinner went well
peter shoot his shot?
he's bringing underwear on the table
he's bringing underwear on the table
metaphorically
chi sin
this kid is a natural
this kid is a natural
"Regular boxers bunch up on me under the suit.”
“Ah.”
“I’ve tried just, you know, not wearing them, but that felt too weird.”
“Ah.”
“I’ve tried just, you know, not wearing them, but that felt too weird.”
kid did this on purpose
熟悉的味道
ohhhhh
點解作者anonymous
想睇更多
- the avg jokes about them being couples
jesus, do they know how old Peter is
可以講呢啲笑嘅咩
人哋未成年喎
人哋未成年喎
"You’ve already been to the dentist three times this year for your cavities, and that’s three too many."
so him
so him
i love to see them hanging out with morgan
自來熟pete who was that
he was high??????
this convo is getting weird
maybe it's not going where I want to?
what
kudos高嘅都係啲abo同pwp
sadge
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈七百幾kudos
wwwwwww underage maturbation
why tagging this
why tagging this
what was that
狗血我愛你你唔愛我劇情
what was that
is the writer trying to say that only bc two ppl are soulmtes doesn't necessarily mean that they have to love each other? or in romantic relationship?
is the writer trying to say that only bc two ppl are soulmtes doesn't necessarily mean that they have to love each other? or in romantic relationship?
cls咁都三百幾kudos
endgame後想睇開心嘢係咪得field trip梗可以睇
佢哋個ship名叫pepperony
so cute
- OK finally my first mob boss Tony fic
a pwp
with adopted son peter
感想係中國人真係好鐘意用羊脂玉嚟形容皮膚
like
外國人都要羊脂玉
dude that was a girl's bed
that was morgan's bed
因為佢第一次見佢嗰陣係半夜著睡衣
that was impressive
that was impressive
ok基本上係中國肉文定食
daddy+肏壞
daddy+肏壞
得我一個想知最後morgan點嗎？
- am I starting that 狗血三角戀
average starker plus tony(19)
- 翻睇咗still has a soul sin
have to renew my memory
was thinking is my good impression of the fic only bc of nostalgia
wait what
同超時空同居係同一個作者
同超時空同居係同一個作者
但係
？？？
篇嘢呢
篇嘢呢
？？？
喺出面嘅？之前係另外save？
喺出面嘅？之前係另外save？
曼德拉效應？
點解劇情唔同咗嘅
點解劇情唔同咗嘅
定係修文大執過
ok應該冇係我記錯
嚟喇嚟喇
名場面
名場面
跳樓名場面
ok I know why I don't rmb the rest of the story
bc it gets average
bc it gets average
ok that's bc the last part or say the extra chapters are h
本身後面有咁長咩
wadiu 
佢自己一個做過但係冇同其他人講過嘅嘢
佢自己一個做過但係冇同其他人講過嘅嘢
散開好多part嘅意識
算唔算係我同作者sync唔到嘅位
有好多conversation同argument我都唔太get
有好多conversation同argument我都唔太get
like有啲劇情/對話唔係我心目中嘅走向最後會睇到我好impress 「係喎」咁
而呢篇對話/討論唔係我心目中嘅走向得嚟會係我心諗「原來佢care個位係呢度咩」咁
而呢篇對話/討論唔係我心目中嘅走向得嚟會係我心諗「原來佢care個位係呢度咩」咁
- 一篇繁中五萬字
新資？薪資？
五百字未
tony就沉船
tony就沉船
由0到90嗰種沉船
ok skip
dude you're watching star wars with the kid, where did that boner came from
dude you're watching star wars with the kid, where did that boner came from
講真其實個邏輯好怪
like your underage bf was being bullied by a classmate and the only thing you could think of to show him some teeth is to fuck your underage bf in front of him?
like your underage bf was being bullied by a classmate and the only thing you could think of to show him some teeth is to fuck your underage bf in front of him?
like???????
just bc you have a superior social status you genital suddenly became a sword that can give whoever you fuck a coronation
earthlings are weird
what is with the whole (male)genital worshipping thing
- p...pwp
biological setting
biological setting
ok no power au
我睇oc 
those are ocs
幻覺嚟啫嚇我唔到嘅
ok 
你話slow burn但係你得一千字
- 都係死死地氣睇推文
one shot; resurrected tony; post ffh
one shot; resurrected tony; post ffh
好似睇過但係睇多次
阿爸救世界
my soul saved 
thank you
好唔好又睇多次time of our lives
睇同上篇作者pwp先
- "In the spirit of scientific discovery,"
"Option two is to grab him and screw him over the lab desk until he can’t see straight,"
ho lat
so hot
our kid likes hair pulling
“At some point, you’re going to have to actually touch my dick.”
It sounds rehearsed
It sounds rehearsed
wadiu真係好辣
bookmarked
bookmarked
- seems慘慘 feat. beck
angst with happy ending sort of
post ffh
angst with happy ending sort of
post ffh
對tony嚟講算唔算係最大侮辱
pete話beck似佢
pete話beck似佢
- i really need some fluf
5+1; relationship milestones
5+1; relationship milestones
ho tai
- time loop ft. dum-e
dum-e
DUMMY-
好可愛
- everyone lives au
tag: miscommunication; college pete
i dont know what im having here but here we go
tag: miscommunication; college pete
i dont know what im having here but here we go
so tony didn't talk to him once after he was brought back to live by the stones
the angst holy shit
oh shit
ffh條線變college線
beck潛行而近
ffh條線變college線
beck潛行而近
shit?睇太慢
已經完咗？冇edith冇barf
已經完咗？冇edith冇barf
普通出軌厹beck
cls其實飲到咁din會唔會被執c
i get the unhealthy coping mechanism here? 
but alcohol cost money??? like a lot?????
not mentioning his immunity to alcohol?
but alcohol cost money??? like a lot?????
not mentioning his immunity to alcohol?
飲窮自己
本身都窮
Gwen 
gg仔
要唔要同cap傾下
要唔要同cap傾下
ok bref, pp沉船沉咗ts好耐
有晚佢哋開始做愛 之後佢哋keep著做愛
pp就覺得佢哋係fwb
但係如果有ts嘅pov應該會覺得佢哋係exclusive嘅
so bref a miscommunication story
有晚佢哋開始做愛 之後佢哋keep著做愛
pp就覺得佢哋係fwb
但係如果有ts嘅pov應該會覺得佢哋係exclusive嘅
so bref a miscommunication story
pp想斬纜
睇下會有咩意外
睇下會有咩意外
wait no barf?
barf never happened???
beck
好笑嘅係外國人都會講six months anniversary
which part of annual/anni gives you that hint
- 另一個beck做炮灰嘅fic
no powers au
no powers au
lmao it shouldn't be this funny
pp is walking weird
ts: if he's hurting you, you hv to tell me
pp: he's not hurting me, he's fucking me
ts: if he's hurting you, you hv to tell me
pp: he's not hurting me, he's fucking me
咁no power au都正路喎
有power啲傷好快好
有power啲傷好快好
好狗血
the thing is why is this ts so clingy
ok後面似中學生寫
前面都似
× 2.0
- ft. wade wilson (係朋友!)
"friendship-at-first-sight"
"Wade always commenting on Peter’s ass, his pouty lips, or his beautiful eyes (which Wade had never actually seen, but no one could convince him they weren’t gorgeous)"
好canon
好canon
ho cute
i think i need more of these
the wade&pp friendship
i think i need more of these
the wade&pp friendship
直男玩笑受害者－－ts
wait wade is nearly ts's age?????
I thought wade is at most 30-ish?????
while tony is 40-ish nearly 50??????????
I thought wade is at most 30-ish?????
while tony is 40-ish nearly 50??????????
ok後面小cringe
點解作者喺full stop前面要加space?
be like: something something .
and with a bold full-stop?
千幾字但係可愛
filter咗得11 works
filter埋trans tag
10 works
ok還掂都係
不如睇nwh fix it
不如睇nwh fix it
- ok竟然係開咗篇8萬字嘅
tony×2
tony×2
"like he’s waiting for someone to stop him so he needs to say everything all at once. "
im so gonna bookmarking this???
like??????
many of the descriptions are quite canon????
like??????
many of the descriptions are quite canon????
for both pete and tony
i really need this
i really need this
ho horny
in a good way
Tony don't want to talk to Steve so he answered the marble table
this is so him
this is so him
"Barnes is in the middle of doing the terrifying silent killer thing"
救命有被可愛到
救命有被可愛到
"It’s a hard time for him. If he wants to use me as an anchor, he can. I’ll let him"
好乖
完全睇到40s tony點解咁嬲
佢覺得自己嘅precious spiderling被20歲嘅自己當係街邊求其一個intern咁溝
佢覺得自己嘅precious spiderling被20歲嘅自己當係街邊求其一個intern咁溝
dum-e好乖
請人飲機油
"DUM-E beeps happily. He’s always happy because he has no idea what’s going on. "
quick question
will there be a threesome
will there be a threesome
"blown to dust so far from home"
食埋戲名點夠你玩
食埋戲名點夠你玩
Tony thinks that he's not good enough for Peter
"Peter’s had on rose-colored glasses since he was fifteen, and Tony always thought time might fade the color around the edges but it never has. "
ok this one is actually good
I'm bookmarking
雖然一大一細睇落好狗血老梗
but it was quite something
but it was quite something
like你以為係post-endgame嘅感情發展
但係每章之間又show到啲感情係由之前一直develop落嚟
但係每章之間又show到啲感情係由之前一直develop落嚟
某程度上嘅character study?
要講有character study都不為過
oh ghard the dynamics
"Sam shimmies a little, putting food on Barnes’ plate because Barnes has a hard time remembering he’s hungry."
why am I even copy and paste this here
why am I even copy and paste this here
that wasn't even plot related
sam
he smoothes things out for Tony and mini tony
he smoothes things out for Tony and mini tony
“I’m just glad I’ll never be smart enough to hold that many lives in my hands. No thanks. I’ll leave it to you, Tony.”
“Old Peter can’t come to the phone right now,” Peter says airly, holding the plate up above Tony’s head like Tony couldn’t just stand up and reach it. “Why? Because he’s dead.”
Barnes frowns. “But you’re right here.”
Barnes frowns. “But you’re right here.”
chi sin
成屋人都大你起碼15年點解覺得用Taylor swift reference佢哋會明
成屋人都大你起碼15年點解覺得用Taylor swift reference佢哋會明
“Peter is Tony’s,” Barnes says slowly. “I thought…so.”
阿仔學人做架兩
阿仔學人做架兩
ft. Doc. oct
其實見到係college應該要知
好暖
要多啲人一齊住先唔lonely
要多啲人一齊住先唔lonely
both pete and tony's sleeping schedule are trash
what-
青少年真係好爽手
已經做緊
wadiu好辣
"expect updates thurs, sat, and mon! and then we'll be DONE!!!!"
作者你咁快手
作者你咁快手
隔日就更到
we're talking about 10k per chapter here
we're talking about 10k per chapter here
it's like an emotional roller coaster with 正劇
"Anthony tenses up and accidentally knocks DUM-E in the head, which is extremely sad. The bright side is that DUM-E doesn’t notice."
dum-e
dum-e
真係好可愛 
啲呷醋情節都好jeng
打尖speedrun啲中文嘅先
- hpau ft. 白罐
打咩打咩
全部oc
全部oc
「唔想笑就唔好笑」
一大浸日式二次元味
一大浸日式二次元味
who are they honestly
- 交配app phone sex
again ocs
邊個交配app會列埋match嘅要求
作者係完全冇用過任何交友app
confirm
ho ho siu
要被「狗男人」洗腦了
個term好中國
又係nat食yogurt？係咪咩幕後梗
「庆祝幻视的三岁生日」
講真starker文見到有角色叫哈利嗰陣要load下係harley定係harry
this time is harley
the smell 
穿煲？
- 睇咗篇剃毛 hot
- identity porn; d/s; sugar baby
翻譯
好可愛呢篇
沉船
沉船
wait d/s?
我係咪撈亂咗
啲霸道總裁與純純小白兔
你哋啲口味好古早
你哋啲口味好古早
- 睡姦呢篇忍唔住bookmark咗
- glory hole
wait the father and son relationship
did I see Father and son incest tag
that's why I am not much a fan of biological father and son setting starker
Peter need to be raised by ben&may
Peter need to be raised by ben&may
and poor
and that explains why I accept adopted family setting or 私生子相認 setting
同埋我唔信peter出世嗰年嘅tony stark ready做人老豆
back then he must've hate commitment
back then he must've hate commitment
ok prepare for the second hand embarrassment
and I'm not prepared so imma just skim to the bottom
睇下有冇做愛先
ok到更新都冇
I'm back bb
是說篇wip都有呢句
都唔g點譯
都唔g點譯
- 都合setting, SI is going bankrupt in order to save the world, so the shield needs Tony to have some scandal, major scandal that involved a underage teenager and sex tapes
好尷尬
peter是咪自肥
有啲位譯得有啲生硬
they deserve an Oscar
波拉波拉島
噚晚韓劇先講完
tbc
I'm back bb
more like, i'm back for a little, bb
more like, i'm back for a little, bb
- Peter works at Delmar’s when he hear about Tony’s back to life;
somehow it's porn;
with dick stepping and several other explicit hashtags
somehow it's porn;
with dick stepping and several other explicit hashtags
"The tissue box on his nightstand was dedicated almost entirely to Mr. Stark, back then."
is this what im thinking???
more like, im back for a little, then ill go back working on the translation work, bb
Johnny storm!!!
"but he scrapped the plans for E.D.I.T.H. after he found the specs again. Too dangerous, he thought, unless the person wielding her was a saint. He’s no saint, certainly."
that's why he's giving peter EDITH, he believes Peter can use it in a responsible way, the world's most selfless teenager
that's why he's giving peter EDITH, he believes Peter can use it in a responsible way, the world's most selfless teenager
佢問佢幾歲
then Peter lied he was older
要開始造愛了嗎
then Peter lied he was older
要開始造愛了嗎
呢篇有啲位我應該會kick
but I'm so gonna translate this one
the emotions
but I'm so gonna translate this one
the emotions
oh god
Peter覺得自己take avantage on tony唔識佢
Peter覺得自己take avantage on tony唔識佢
ok Pete is so eager at this point if I'm tony I felt weird
or at least kinda sussy
or at least kinda sussy
pk 而家睇英文就諗要點譯
尤其係雙關語嗰類直接譯唔到嘅
"bread"要點譯
尤其係雙關語嗰類直接譯唔到嘅
"bread"要點譯
講真bread有第二個意思嘅事都係早排睇yearbook quotes先知
"bread comes first"
"bread comes first"
Tony fall for that adhesive once and he'll fall for it again
but this time a medical adhesive???
maybe first aid didn't do much on petey's injuries now
maybe first aid didn't do much on petey's injuries now
at least not on avg level issues
"It’s the overwhelming feeling that Tony is missing something."
oh god
oh god
"Spider-Man takes the punches and Peter bears the bruises."
that hurts
that hurts
that totally make sense
因為spidey2同3就係講佢自私少少就會有consequences
所以呢篇就算已經gave up所有嘢 同自己鐘意嘢人一齊佢都會feel guilty
所以呢篇就算已經gave up所有嘢 同自己鐘意嘢人一齊佢都會feel guilty
wadiu ho ho tai
those emotions
but I don’t like seeing him cry?
im still thinking
about asking permission