CERTAINTY
2 years ago @Edit 2 years ago
[dc] this chart... hurts me. https://images.plurk.com/1IXVaYNkuqQElWDMRvDrtP.png
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CERTAINTY
2 years ago
god what is that image quality
Domino 🎲
2 years ago
I feel like Damian should be over more
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
I feel like all of these could be jason and damian
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Platinum
2 years ago
I mean
Platinum
2 years ago
Damian's literally killed people even after being Robin, IIRC?
Platinum
2 years ago
also the whole "secret prison" deal.
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
damian's killed people yeah thats not the part that hurts me
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
damian gets better except writers keep being like LOL WHAT IF
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
it's tim's placement....... he's never killed anyone, why is he so high on the pro murder scale.... i know he's come very close but like, so has steph, so has dick and especially bruce.
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
also yeah lol
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
I think it's tim and also bruce's vibes, I don't think they're any more likely to kill than dick or steph but they have a vibe
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
tho honestly it's more like
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
i don't conceptually hate the idea of damian relapsing but it is wild how they just constantly forget all his existing friendships.
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
paranoia-induced hikkikomori
uh tim should be "could be a genocidal dictator, if he wanted, but chooses corporate domination instead."
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
jason should be destined to become a priest
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
guy who makes worrying comments
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
person who knows exactly what they'd do if they were a genocidal dictator but also understands why that's wrong on a more than visceral/moral level
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
very funny to me that we've had dark future damian dark future batman dark alternate universe dick dark future tim but then there's just jason who is out here murdering people on the regular
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
that's bruce
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
tim is the bat most likely to tell the villain what they're doing wrong
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
i mean justice lords bruce is very much like "well what if i just lobotomized all my rogues. i'm not technically killing them. life = hacked."
tim the most likely to grade your villainy despite hating school
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
tim has bruce's exact brand of ocd
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
tim has like
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
all of bruce's worst qualities
Pinky Hood
2 years ago
Man. The multiple times they did an "evil future Tim" storyline really warps some things
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
they are both 'guy in the friend group you are worried about' but like
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
technically when bruce kills this happens https://images.plurk.com/4mPlm2muaadlGexmTpRFbT.png
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
it's not that they're any more likely to do murder. it's that you might think they're missing for a year but they're just in the batcave
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
yeah exactly
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
wHaT iF BaTmAn kILlEd PeOpLe.......
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
a new and exciting idea nobody has ever done before
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
every time someone says batman should just kill the joker I picture jason todd in a mustache
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
like his stupid fake matches malone guy that just had a mustache
Pinky Hood
2 years ago
HAHA
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
god
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2 years ago
yeah
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
i had an argument with someone who presented dick as agreeing with jason that batman should kill the joker and i aged forty years
i feel like tim is the guy who knows exactly how he would turn into a genocidal dictator, because he has that self-awareness, but also like...actively knows how to avoid it too because unlike bruce he recognizes friends are important to mental health (most of the time).
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
dont argue with people about dc
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
yeah you'd think i'd learn that by now. my favorite character is damian wayne the level of stupid thrown at me on the regular is astonishing 😭
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
bruce just SAYS he doesn't have friends like
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
bruce is extremely dramatic
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
bruce also recognizes that he just never says it out loud to their faces
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
I don't have friends just people I hang out with all the time who I would take a bullet for
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
I just adopt anyone who reminds me of myself as a kid
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
tim is like. "oh time to spiral (ghosts all his friends)". which bruce also does but he never ghosted alfred at least and he knows superman is coming for his ass.
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
thats tim at his worst though, normally he's a bit better than that
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
yeah like the problem is geoff johns decided to wreck all the yj kids at the same time bc he hates fun
yeah tim's friends would have been there if half of them weren't dead and the others full of trauma
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
yep
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
and that's when I gave up on dc.......
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
damian's friends would have been there for his own more recent breakdown if dc didn't forget they existed...
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
shoutout to maya ducard my baby girl
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
bruce is just lucky his bffs are the biggest deals
dc likes killing off or disappearing the bat-fam's friends right when they are spiraling the most.
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
yeppp
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
you'll just get a break with a writer who understands teen heroes and then they'll hit you over the head with some guy who thinks this is smallville
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
raven is one of my favorite characters of all time, she has not been written well for decades
i got the monkey's paw of them bringing my fave back after faking us out and then they pulled Sanctuary.
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
ah wally...
this chart is just objectively wrong
elle?????
2 years ago
plurk img compression said MORE CRUNCH
elle?????
2 years ago
also yeah this chart is a mess
Platinum
2 years ago
the originally posted version was a serious case of
https://images.plurk.com/RLhQFISmzxvqdu8i36rV2.jpg
i think this is also oversimplifying cass a little even if like. yes she Is the hardest line in the sand one about this
why am i not surprised it's using wfa art of everyone though, as much as that has its moments its pretty much just fanon batfam
Platinum
2 years ago
trying to remember that one comic where she basically snapped and went to kill someone after seven seconds of being fed an illusion designed to force her to kill.
and she does genuinely agonize with the question of whether her whole stance is... tenable or even good, at points, esp towards the end of v1
direwolfenoot
2 years ago
it's like.......doing an oversimplified goofy meme about something that's not really simple or goofy
Yo I came in here wondering wtf I had missed in the WFA world because these sure are Choices
that is the biggest joke because using WFA is like none of these people are in the right spot on this list except jason because wfa slides everyone WAY down the willing to murder spectrum than they already are.
the only way wfa tim is becoming a genocidal dictator is to control a country where he can harvest all the coffee for himself
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
clockworkbrain: cass also does kill shiva at the end of v1. like they retconned it to be part of deathstroke's whole mind control bullshit but at the time she did just straight up come to the conclusion that she has to kill her.
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
i think rebirth kinda.... simplified her way of thinking into something she never struggles with or doubts. she's a lot nicer and like... less arrogant and dismissive in rebirth generally
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
also like. steph straight up was planning on murdering her dad
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
also... again.... tim has never actually killed anyone
Platinum
2 years ago
I didn't know they retconned that into mind control.
Platinum
2 years ago
I just figured that she knew Shiva would eventually dip into the lazarus pit they were fighting over
Platinum
2 years ago
Which was why she hung the body over the pit rather than, y'know. Letting it lie.
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
well following v1 they had her take over the league of shadows
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
bc slade drugged her
Platinum
2 years ago
Ah, I do like to forget Beechen's stuff, ahaha
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
yep........
that was months later during the OYL gap i thought
not pre-v1 ending
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
oh huh
CERTAINTY
2 years ago
well i ignore it anyway
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