love this

It just makes me want to quote Wild at Heart

Like, I understand he's not a snake, but the snakeskin jacket was the first thing that came to mind

Wild at Heart - Snakeskin Jacket

But also why do you have a pic of Nic cage's broad, hairy chest?

ZeeZuleicca: My CSR decided to gift this giant mousepad for my birthday and it was a mistake

I thought it was Freddie Mercury

Contraption: i mean...obviously it wasn't a mistake, because it was just what this gecko needed.