Basically, I said I had the last week of the month off work. And he said "oh, so do I!" and I pouted. My nice week off, ruined by sharing it with him!

Then he got snippy and said that he has the 1st off because of an op and the rest of that week off because of it. So he has the end of the month off.

But it's the first week of March...

And he just keeps doubling down rather than admit he's wrong. It's hilarious