本文設定的一週目佐助是徹底沒救了，別說叛忍了這傢伙甚至協同宇智波斑、帶土，把牙+小櫻+綱手+無數熟人撕成碎片，
一週目世界線的卡卡西在萬念俱灰時啟動未完成忍術，挾帶雷切一起砸向鳴人的胸口，直接把耗盡查克拉的鳴人打回過去
不僅打回過去，還重度傷殘，整個人血糊糊不省人事，全身沒有一塊皮膚完整，整個是被一千發雷切大洗禮的狀態
綱手曰：這是根本不可能活下來的狀態，但是你們撿回來的人竟然還活著
真是多虧體內9隻尾獸不眠不休加班治療
9隻尾獸好不容易等到綱手，馬上把人拉進鳴人的精神空間，七嘴八舌地指示驚呆的綱手「這是鳴人！他的靈魂需要愛與關懷來恢復！！」
三個月後，大鳴剛剛清醒，綱手就把他揍了一頓，並給他取了一個假名「ニセ」，以火影秘密直屬貼身護衛的身份亮相
我想漢字意義應該是「偽」？

“Together?” Naruto whispers to the man at his side, his own blood-red eyes never leaving the two Uchiha’s in front of them.

“Of course,” Kakashi replies. The familiar sound of a hundred screeching birds fills the air as Naruto condenses his red-black chakra into a ball in his hand. With movements that speak of all the countless times they have fought side by side, Naruto and Kakashi dash straight at Madara.

大鳴22歲，外觀是穿越途中突變的紅色長髮為何大家穿越都是紅色長髮，手臂上刺滿封印，其他部分完全是小鳴人復刻
時間點是中忍考試後，佐助叛離不久，小鳴人跟著自來也踏上通往疾風傳的修行之旅

一週目卡卡西跟大鳴人共斗的場面，不知為何讓人頗有感觸………雷切跟螺旋丸在戰場上背對背互相扶持，然而是卡卡西&鳴人，vs黑化佐助

The convoluted feelings he gets whenever he looks at Kakashi are suddenly painfully simple. He’s furious at his Kakashi for sending him back and it's hard to not transpose that anger onto this Kakashi. He hates his Kakashi for forcing him to live, for dying without him. The betrayal of it all burns and makes his throat feel too tight.

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天啊這篇文坑了是不是有點可惜？！！大鳴跟小鳴成為兄弟組合了

天啊這篇文坑了是不是有點可惜？！！！！！！為什麼陽光開朗又智障（？）的大鳴撩起頭髮跟卡卡西展示後頸的飛雷神封印的場景性張力會這麼強！！！

In fact, he’s been operating under the impression that the man didn’t even have those kinds of urges. Despite his inappropriate public reading material, Kakashi always became extremely embarrassed whenever someone brought anything remotely sexual up.

阿斯瑪：我一直以為卡卡西沒有性衝動啊！！！

鼬大哥回歸木葉，自然而然住進大鳴的公寓像個擺設一樣安靜又自然（？），甚至猜到「我會回來的，鳴人」「等等你怎麼—？！！」
而佐助繼續叛村，明顯拿草薙戳了來求和的他大哥！生活如此混亂！！

唯一看透真相的鼬哥以及被佐助打碎的大鳴躺在一張床上哭了

雖然坑了很可惜但至少卡卡西已經猜到大鳴的真正身份，兩個人還順利上床了嗚呼！！！
只是沒能看到卡卡大鳴養著鼬跟小鳴，然後佐助對這一切WTF的看法（？
最重要的是卡卡西如果得知一週目卡卡西老師把大鳴送回來這件事會有什麼反應，大鳴可是被雷切貫穿躺了整整三個月！！