Ack (and yes it is realllllly bad in my neighborhood.) severe thunderstorm warnings with up to 80 mph winds in isolated areas. Tornado spin offs possible. 
blegh. Stay safe!
oh gads i've got a 3 ft hole in my yard that is full of water and stuff is pinging off the side of my house from the wind
my neighbors house is less than 200 ft away and at one point I couldn't even see it
and suddenly it's almost gone.
Oh yikes! Be careful!