#一邊用令人毛骨悚然的超強萬花筒寫輪眼盯著他，一邊把烏鴉塞進他的喉嚨

In other ways, spending time with Itachi was incredibly difficult. His appearance reminded Naruto so starkly of Sasuke who was still so fresh in Naruto’s mind; sometimes it was painful to look at him for more than a few seconds at a time.

Really though, Naruto thought, They’re nothing alike at all, Itachi and Sasuke. I wonder if that’s what bothered Sasuke the most, even after all those years.

本文劇情是生死關頭之際佐助這個白癡把鳴人送回過去（？）以至於鳴人暴躁的要命

“When I found him, he said something.”

“Hmm, your brother’s name? Which turned out to be his friend’s name. I don’t see how that’s bothering you.”

“Yes, he did say Sasuke. But after that… he said ‘please don’t leave me alone’. ” Itachi hesitated before continuing. “The look in his eyes…”

“I could escape from you two if I wanted to, just watch and see!”

“Does that mean you’re going to leave? I’ve just set up the guest room for you.” Itachi said, walking back into the living room despondently.

“Oh, that’s – no, no, no. I’m not going anywhere.” Naruto enthusiastically denied.

Ooh, Itachi is good at this, Kakashi thought approvingly.

17歲的宇智波鼬，24歲的漩渦鳴人，
這個世界設定是四代目存活並治理木葉，綱手擔任醫忍，顯然牧野欣欣向榮；玖辛奈於12年前死亡（原因尚未公開，包含這裡九尾的下落），因此這個世界沒有小鳴人
小佐助12歲

大鳴再次由於穿越突變成紅色長髮真是受不了了AO3，總是紅色長髮，穿越之前的五年前就失去了九尾，現在有強烈幻覺症狀

he gestured excitedly, “you should write a book!”

Naruto was always told he took after his mother more than his father in everything except appearance. He suddenly really hoped that was true.

“I’m terrible at writing,” he rejected, slightly dazed.

I sum up a few of the most traumatic events in my life and I get told to write a book.

大鳴：（描述痛苦過去）
四：哇你應該寫書！

“Oho! Thank you Mikoto for pointing out the single flaw in my devious plan! Now I know I have to marry Itachi in order to preserve my lavish lifestyle.” He fluttered his eyelashes at an amused Itachi. “Hey Itachi, let’s get married.”

Itachi took a bite of sushi and said, “Okay.”

鼬：顯然在場沒有人聽出我是認真的。OK。

鳴人：我約會的女孩，黑色長髮，漂亮，安靜，甜美又害羞，還有很酷的眼睛！
鼬：（思考自己符合黑色長髮，漂亮，安靜，還有很酷的眼睛）（思考自己是甜美還是害羞type

Itachi’s breath stuttered – and if he wasn’t sure he was attracted to Naruto before, he was very certain of it now. As Naruto’s eyes left Itachi’s face, he felt as though someone viciously ripped a long strip of tape off of his heart.

He was in way too deep.

鼬：Ouch. it hurts💔
形容的太具體了wwww

“I’m not sick.” Itachi stated as Naruto started babbling incoherently.

“But – but, you were all dazed and red-faced and sweating!”

Itachi slammed a hand to his face. He was hopeless. If Naruto could see that much, he was truly a lost cause.

鼬：完了，戀愛是種絕症（絕望

難道大鳴看到的不是幻覺嗎？

“We’re hunting ghosts.”

我想大蛇丸的這句話可能是形容全文最準確的……

目前懷疑大鳴旁邊的大佐助幻影，是真的大佐助（的查克拉殘餘？或靈魂？）……畢竟是大佐助動手把人送來的
一週目整個慘敗，大佐助一直在告訴大鳴「只有離開這個倖存者隊伍才能活下去」，大佐助跟大鳴人有能力活下來，脫離倖存者們就不會有食水不足、休息不足、被拖累、被夥伴傷心（比如井野爆發刺殺大鳴）
既然誰殺死團藏又挖走眼睛？第8章尚未揭露，依照大蛇丸的說法「hunting ghosts」難道不是有可能是大鳴身邊的那些幻想做的？加上大鳴的查克拉一直被莫名其妙吸走消失（by綱手），儘管大鳴說這是尾獸被抽走後的後遺症，要是是大佐助欺騙大鳴實際上這些查克拉被挪做他用完全有可能吧（？

以及終於來到大鳴中了刺激記憶爆發的毒藥，幻覺瘋狂湧出，到底鼬能不能藉機從錯亂大鳴的口中聽到真相啊？！！！

Naruto watched a shooting star skip across the sky.

“Sasuke, why are you in my head?” He asked somberly.

“Why are you letting me in your head?” Sasuke asked. Naruto had nothing to say to that.

所以大佐助的存在到底是個什麼東西？？？

這篇文的四代目的到底為什麼這麼ㄎ ㄧㄤ？？？

好，這篇文真的坑了，並且留下巨大謎團，目前可以確認是：
1. 凜是重要的幕後關鍵人物，並且她現在已經確認登場並存活，
2. 宇智波鼬，他的眼睛到底是被誰帶走了？目前他用的是止水的眼睛
3. 為什麼大佐助的幻影消失了？

但至少目前四代目、卡卡西、綱手已經都知道大鳴人的真實來歷，雖然他自己很努力的想要模糊背景
這傢夥蠢到沒有辦法隱藏事實，還不如早點說出來 by正解大佐助
以及鼬完成告白，鳴人回應，兩個人親成一團了

有點可惜沒能看到大鳴看似發呆，實則對著幻影大佐助說話，鼬偶然聽到等等的情況，應該會很有趣，尤其考慮到鳴人的初吻是給大佐助
也很可惜沒寫到四代目喜獲親兒子一位，接著又得到親兒子已經跟宇智波鼬搞上了的悲報會如何反應