首先一定要說，一週目佐助竟然是被宇智波斑抓住撞樹幹死的（？

一週目最終倖存者：鳴人、鹿丸、佐助、卡卡西、帶土，佐助跟帶土最終意識到世界要毀滅了因此成為友軍非得世界末日才回來ㄇ
最後一刻，鹿丸被抓住，卡卡西瀕死索性獻血畫忍術封印，鳴人、佐助、帶土耗盡查克拉啟動忍術，將鳴人送走，最後一刻看到的是佐助被抓住正臉懟樹幹當場GG帶土：蛤？那我是死式活

大鳴穿越的時間線與他自己的時空完全無關，最明顯差異是九尾事件當時玖辛奈分娩死亡，出生幾個小時的孩子也死了（未取名），九尾北封印在一把劍裡，掛在火影辦公室，此事成為四代目都逆鱗
其次，宇智波大屠殺沒發生，鼬大哥正在木葉村兢兢業業幹活。

本文大鳴在醫院躺了兩周醒了後，開宗明義承認自己是穿越來的，四代目、卡卡西、井野她爸第一時間知情。儘管四代目對鳴人的情緒十分複雜，仍給他一個假身份：波風鳴人，四代目遙遠並記憶模糊的表親（？），並由卡卡西看管
終於有個開篇就同居的

由於大鳴的諸多細微破綻，以及陌生都強大上忍初照面就對著自己6歲的兒子鹿丸落淚，鹿久很快看破來歷，告訴大鳴「你不必隱藏，我們都會成為夥伴」

22歲大鳴很早被抽走尾獸，而且專長好像是劍術，估計遲早會把九尾再次吸收回來

大鳴每晚都在惡夢中尖叫醒來，在年輕卡卡西的懷抱裡落淚睡著，最後乾脆同床了，這個進展速度真是痛打其他穿越🍆🍥（？？？

Guilt ate at his stomach like a parasite. Minato felt like a coward. He’d been avoiding Naruto like the plague.

And then the boy went and nearly got himself killed.

All without Minato ever properly getting to know him.

His son.

Of sorts.

It was complicated.

But that wasn’t a valid excuse for Minato’s distance.

But it hurt to look at Naruto. All he saw was what he had missed out on, the boy that the Kyuubi had taken from him.

“Oh! This isn’t new, this is the old jinchuuriki seal, you just couldn’t see it before. You actually put this on me, Dad.”

Minato looked up at Naruto in disbelief. “I did what?”

“Yeah.” Naruto continued, nonchalantly. “You sealed the Kyuubi in me just after I was born.”

Minato just blinked, stunned.

四代目：什麼？？？我什麼？？？？？？

只有卡卡西發現自己的同床大鳴一直隱瞞帶土存活，與存活帶土震驚碰面，與存活帶土流淚和解，以及存活帶土帶著絕投奔自盡，再次痛失摯友嗎？？？？確實談戀愛太分心了大鳴
他有這麼多人可以求助，四代目、自來也都是封印術大師，以及鼬跟鹿久等等，結果還是走到這一團混亂

除掉曉跟絕之後，作者直接寫世界迎來和平，嗯嗯ok………
最後有🍆🍥的一整大章床戲

“Safeword?” Kakashi whispered.

“Yellow.”

They were never rough enough to actually warrant the use of a safeword, but they had decided that they felt more comfortable with the reassurance that they were never doing anything that the other didn’t want.

“Just checking.” Kakashi breathed.

只要一看到安全詞這個字眼腦中頓時回到被BDSM題材支配的恐懼……………