A well-aimed shuriken cuts him off before he can finish, embedding itself in the wall half a centimeter from the tip of Kakashi's gravity-defying hair. “Three minutes,” the redhead repeats threateningly from out of sight. “I still have a minute and thirty-seven seconds left, Kakashi-san.”

Never has an honorific sounded so much like a promise of bodily harm, and Sasuke's fairly certain that this is love.

“Naruto, how would you feel having me as a stepfather?” Sasuke mutters, starry-eyed, to his…friend? Yes. His friend.

Naruto assesses him for a second, then looks back at his cousin, and then over at their instructor. “Can I kill Kakashi-sensei for you as a wedding present?”

“I’ll help,” Sakura volunteers cheerfully. “Can I be your maid of honor?”

一週目佐鳴是非常明確的一對，然而佐助病重到甚至把武器銀風讓出給大鳴了，最後也犧牲自己把大鳴送到平行世界的過去

因此喜歡上卡卡西，對大鳴而言就像對大佐助的背叛，不過看來小佐助對殺氣騰騰的大鳴也有病態迷戀了

這篇文好熱門的樣子，考慮到這是2014？的作品，我想很多🍆🍥穿越文根本都是被這部啟發的，好多地方非常似曾相識

大鳴的名字是「漩渦クラマ」，紅色長髮帶一縷細辮子（髮辮繫著應該是大佐助的頭髮？），藍眼睛，身上沒有九尾，反而封印一週目帶土；一週目帶土跟大鳴相處很不錯……

“Why couldn’t he have been our sensei?” Sasuke mutters, truly grieved. Somehow, without conscious choice, he’s spent the last two weeks and change camped out in Kurama and Naruto's apartment, first on the couch and then sharing a bed with Naruto when the sofa’s lumps threated to twist his spine permanently out of alignment.

And, while they're hardly the normal family that Sasuke lost five years ago, they're…good.

小朋友們的目標是下一代三忍
鼬哥：大蛇丸……！
大鳴：不，佐助的目標是體術自來也
鼬哥：。
鼬哥：？？？？

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我真驚訝這篇文（對我來說）這麼無聊，可能是大鳴太過夢幻升級版了，一切都太夢幻升級版了
紀錄一下看到這裡