but he agrees

he can think of like at least three people he would curse right now

but Bestow Curse just doesn't hit the same

she will make goofy cursed objects

amazing

remind him to tell you about the cursed dildo he and jon found once, pru

that will inflice mild to middling inconveniences to whomever they end up with for x amount of time depending how petty she's feeling

LMAO WHAT oh no

it was corn on the cob shaped and made you taste butter at climax :')

he removed the curse before they left the market stall....

see that's not a curse, thats just silly and sounds like something her husband would have made in college

He's pretty sure that's very Cursed thank you

Some would call that a blessing!

she's thinking more something that will cause an explosive bowel movement every time they do whatever it was that annoyed her

or aforementioned mediocre sex. it's just always kinda disappointing