不能怪伊魯卡老師無法接受，7歲的奈良小鹿丸真的需要在這個年紀就變成抱著金髮碧眼美少女上課的風流大少狀態嗎（？
尤其這個金髮碧眼美少女還十分高調，遲到，大聲嚷嚷闖進教室，然後公然撲到奈良小鹿丸身上，要不然就是一起貼貼打瞌睡，真的如伊魯卡老師報告的一樣「非常干擾班級上課」好嗎wwwww

“If she unfortunately returns, you better make sure that she is protected. The chain smoker, Asuma, is your best bet. And the woman who has your eyes. Those two are the only two that I trust to not be mired so deep in the swamp that you Leaf monkeys call the “Will of Fire”.

If the kit steps one foot inside a cell, has one sealing tag placed on her, she will be looking for a new mate. Now, you’re waking up Deer Meat. Remember what I said.”

九尾，經歷過4歲小鳴人被忍者惡意戳瞎眼睛、捅出腸子（腸子甚至是九尾查克拉尾巴趕緊撈回小孩體內的）等等，在宇智波鼬試圖月讀鳴人之後終於帶著小朋友逃跑裡。

每次看到九尾直接跟其他人對話的劇情，都覺得很有趣wwww

九尾：如果小貓回村被關起來、被囚禁甚至受到一丁點傷害，你就是我下一餐鹿肉！！！記住！

Shikamaru’s mind was a dizzying plane full of various landscapes. The central landscape was a sunny one, fat fluffy clouds glittering in the ever persistent sunlight, with huge clusters of oak trees surrounded by sunflowers. Deer dotted the land and grazed upon literal clouds that would occasionally float down from the sky and root themselves into the earth.

Miki-chan told me that the wall where Itachi-kun tried to trap Naru-chan in the Tsukiyomi is still burning.
…
The point is however, that if Nine-Tails wanted Shikamaru to be hurt, he would be. What does it say that he isn’t?”

Indeed.

大人對於小鹿丸體內存在大量九尾查克拉感到擔心，然而鹿丸媽提出：僅僅一招，顯然宇智波鼬的查克拉脈絡至今還在被九尾腐蝕，而鹿丸體內的查克拉毫無動靜，這說明什麼你們想想好ㄇ

這篇文的盟友很特別，顯然是女性們，包含宇智波美琴、奈良吉乃等等，以及九尾，加上小鹿丸，這些人有志一同認為為了鳴人的安全，木葉需要被修剪枝葉了
於是媽媽們直接動手暗殺團藏
伊魯卡老師：女人是瘋子（顫抖）

...Shikamaru was more motivated than she had ever seen him, seeming to be responding to some higher power that pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed him.
…
But the hungry, downright predatory look in his eyes scared her. He was like a man who was caught in the throes of religious fervor, the central question of his life centering around seeing god.

見上帝！！

看起來由於人柱力跟她的靈魂伴侶（？）共享精神圖景（？？），導致九尾現在從又濕又暗又窄的下水道搬到藍天白雲綠草地的花田裡了

九尾：還算滿意

“And what exactly are you doing?”

“I’m plotting on how to kill the Sandaime. But I haven’t found any good replacements, I’m open to your suggestions.”

What?What?

“You’re what?” Because surely he didn’t hear that correctly. Shikamaru, his son who is so lazy that he complains about being tired after waking up, cannot possibly be serious.

吉乃：暗殺團藏。
鹿丸：暗殺三代目。

最後竟然變成豬鹿蝶集體共謀暗殺三代目

三代目：我真是……

🦌：幹掉三代目。
其他長輩們：那誰來上位？
🦌：千手綱手。
長輩：女火影？？？長老會不會同意的
🦌：那麼幹掉長老會。

今年的7歲一個比一個瘋ㄇ

The thought of a parent making their child a jinchuriki at birth is sickening to her. What kind of parent would leave their child who knows no better with such a fate.

She has heard that the Fourth Hokage was a monster, a tailless Biju, and now she believes it.

這篇文的視角的確非常不一樣，比如九尾持續試圖讓玖辛奈流產（殺死受精卵？），以及四代目的表現在外界被視為無尾尾獸，殘酷冷血等等

當然……卡卡西沉默而持續把鳴人送回虐待她的孤兒院，看到鳴人就像看到害死老師的兇手，目光是仇恨跟悲傷，死在鳴人意外的查克拉鎖鏈下，而止水在卡卡西被穿胸的同一時刻默默放跑鳴人等等，同一件事換個解讀方式就完全不同了

He's been studying me since I walked into the room. The thought is unnerving and annihilates all the preconceived notions that she had about meeting with the kid.

He's a Nara yes, but this Nara is a completely different breed from Shikaku-kun and his siblings.

7歲的🦌已經超功率發動了，他是在挑豬肉看綱手是否符合人選

這個準備幹掉三代目的7歲🦌醬，失控把佐助「那個漩渦鳴人根本是未開化動物」打成血糊糊……

7歲的🦌醬把宇智波鼬幹掉，然後把頭包起來扔給鼬哥的媽…………因為鼬決定為被打成血糊糊的弟弟報仇（？

宇智波美琴：我警告過你們，奈良和宇智波一樣瘋（麻木

It took him four hours to get the stain of Itachi’s lifeblood off the walls and floorboards of his son’s room.

Shikaku needed a nap and then a sleep in that order. He could feel a low-grade headache begin at the back of his head.

Naruto-chan was going to be the happiest and most spoiled wife that the village—hell the world—ever saw.

He hoped Uzumaki Naruto never died. The world wouldn’t survive Shikamaru’s grief.

鹿久（疲倦）：希望漩渦鳴人永遠不會死，世界hold不住我兒子

Kakashi had woken up in the hospital plenty of times and each time, had promptly absconded from the premises.

But now, he couldn’t move even though he tried.
…

The only person in the room, standing at the foot of Kakashi’s bed watching him the same way a wolf did it’s prey, was a child.

A Nara child. The ponytail was quite distinctive.

這一段描寫總覺得很帥…（？

由於「他不能殺死所有對鳴人有意見的人。但他可以利用他們」，8歲鹿丸決定把造成鳴人童年痛苦的卡卡西做成忠誠的人類割草機傀儡（？？？）畢竟必須有人做骯髒的事，正好8歲鹿丸安排的五代目綱手上任在即

&作者下手好狠好果斷啊！！！！

沒想到綱手最後幹掉三代目火影的方法是…………………這樣的

作者設定的這整個波風/Usui家系還有背景歷史，涉及諸多上古神還有雷狼之類的，真的是完全沒興趣也沒看懂，總之漩渦鳴人是雷之國大名的孫女，在鹿丸奮力除草木葉村的時候，鳴人將正在享受親情

以及，我不知道Takumi Usui（椎冰拓海，學生會長是女僕）這麼多海外讀者覺得他是四代目的親戚……？？？

這篇文的7歲奈良小鹿丸，認為為了他心愛的向日葵可以明媚綻放，木葉需要被修剪枝葉，剷除爛根，然後一連串行動（包含戰術佈置、查克拉訓練、體術訓練等等等），
這傢伙是看了三代目的健康報告，所以決定用煙草毒殺，雖然看過鳴醬的諸多受害報告，綱手說她自己來，然後徒手爆破三代目橫膈膜

三代目：我到底……………

再次，完全搞不懂也沒興趣那群上古神打算幹嘛，總之好像鳴醬要有5個寄宿房客了（九尾：你們問過我嗎？！！

現在看到自來也質疑綱手怎麼可能以及為什麼徒手爆破三代目？？以及為什麼奈良鹿久由於前面這件事變成五代目火影？？然後綱手怒爆痛斥自來也放任鳴人腐爛，我才意識到………………………基本上所有火影男角色都被作者抨擊到爆了？？？？
全文除了奈良小鹿丸，把鳴人當女兒照顧的阿斯瑪，以及後續由於選擇保護家人與鳴人而被視為友軍的鹿久，其他男角色上至三代目下至佐助全都被作者批到爆了

Ch23，作者有關於奈良氏族的背景設定，其他神明來神明去的再次沒興趣，然而他們祖先回答神明的提問這段印象深刻：

神明問：什麼詞在無數人心中引來恐懼，且永無止盡？

祖先回答：『如果(if)』，這個詞弱小又強大，開啟聽者心中無盡猜疑的痛苦之門

於是神明賜予祖先姓氏『奈良(なら)』，意味著如果

我只是好奇這段是完全作者原創嗎？（看評論回覆好像是）感覺實在真的很像什麼日本神話裡面姓氏起源，但查了一下奈良姓氏的由來好像沒有這麼賢明（？？

What is a word that causes fear in the hearts of many because of the implications of its meaning, one which is forever endless?

…

"If I should answer," he said gravely with no small amount of nerves, "then I shall answer 'if'. This word is so small yet so mighty and leaves the door of uncertainty open to the misery of the hearer."

四代目真的是被極度重視親人的usui氏族或者說作者給批判到死了

🍥鳴人醬的劇情發展，已經徹底進入夢幻升級版同人了：比如體內擁有九尾+3隻雷獸，情緒激動時會引發以暴風為主的一系列天災（暴風雨、閃電、暴風雪、連帶的地震、土石流等等等），以及身份是雷之國的直系公主（來自四代目的血脈）+火之國的公主（阿斯瑪被火之國大名給予皇室身份，而阿斯瑪收養鳴人）+已滅渦之國的公主，從小被凌虐仍堅強的小花朵，之類云云
因此可以說毫無興趣

但鹿丸方面的發展，目前覺得是在原作上進一步，因此比起鳴醬如何了，更想看看鹿丸side

讀到最後一章的感想基本上就是「煩」而已了，但因為想關注後續發展不得不繼續

The latter group, were probably not gonna last long, Sasuke thought. Especially if that psychopath Nara Shikamaru was around. The other boy was insane about the blonde and what was worse, was that the giants who acted as her shadows—no pun intended—seemed even more batshit about her than Shikamaru-san was.

佐助心有戚戚：考慮到那個明顯精神病的奈良，否認白癡🍥的大名貴族身份的人不可能活下去了………

e'd never found any girl pretty before but Naruto was the exception. Sasuke didn't necessarily like her, and even if he did, he was sure that Shikamaru-san would throw him into a waiting grave if he ever made a move on the blonde

佐助：以及好吧，我會承認白癡🍥很漂亮，但絕對不會以那種方向喜歡她，除非準備被奈良鹿丸大人送進墳墓

✏️宇智波佐助（8歲）的生存指南：
1. 可以辱罵奈良鹿丸，可以辱罵奈良鹿丸的家人，甚至辱罵奈良鹿丸的媽做的飯菜，但千萬不要在奈良鹿丸面前（或任何有影子的地方，意思是，地球上的任何一個角落）多看白癡🍥一眼，或者只是叫她白癡。
2. 接受這個事實：無論宇智波一族在外聲譽如何，在奈良鹿丸以及白癡🍥的3個護衛眼裡，宇智波是永恆固定的二等公民。

以及……………………………火之國大名夫人的那隻持續逃跑的貓Tora醬，顯然是忍貓，用於掌握木葉村的所有消息
大名夫人：因為為什麼不呢？

最後紀錄一下，part 2完成，至於part 3我已經不想讀了
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