Why NOT blow up the meteor, I ask you

LMAOOOOOOO

WE HAVE STAR WARS GUYS. BLOW UP THE DEATH STAR

gdi now I have Aerosmith stuck in my head

We have an Uchiha, they can do that sort of shit

I DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYES

Fkhjklsdh I mean, it’s literally exactly as feasible as every other plan

who stays behind and dies to press the button

Let’s make a bomb

And portal the bomb

Onto the asteroid

what if we take the planet

and push it somewhere else

starfaring:

KLHKGJSD

HAHA

Finn asked this on Sabriel's post just this morning

LMAO

if we're gonna have a big explosion, why not stick around to see it!!!

linatrinch: GOOD, great Finns think alike

I made this joke ooc and I wish someone would

IT DOESNT EVEN NEEDTO BE DESTROYED

Just knock that bad boy off course

starfaring: Itachi can be drinking buddies with Nat and Yelena, It's fine

I know people IC were like “what if it hits another world” but that probability is so statistically unlikely as to be what you might call “a safe risk”

ANY world, never mind a populated one.

they could always kick it towards the general direction of this planet's sun, yeah? i mean if they... don't miss

Most likely it’ll get sucked into a sun’s orbit

YEAH

great finns

Like most asteroids

Great Finns

This plurk started completely as a joke but i mean, this is no less insane than relocating an enitre planet’s biomass

Part of the issue w/ destroying/redirecting it is 'The asteroid is the size of Japan/as the planet', and the crew doesn't have a means of getting into space (or do they?)

tbh the thought of using magic to actually bow up the meteor has crossed yen's mind

but also: it huge

i haven't watched the clone wars but didn't anakin move planets before in that show? same thing!

I imagine it is easier to portal something relatively small TO the asteroid than lots of things to places unknown

Admittedly Sabriel's plan isn't 'evacuate all biomass' just all sapient individuals who don't want to die w/their planet

Nonvieta: I asked the mods earlier, and Remi's notes aren't for a teleport spell, they're for a 'travel to other universes' spell.

YEAH, I mean, I’m really not proposing this in earnest I dont think any of these plans actually

Will work...

i haven't used a search request so i'm actually seriously considering it. god help us all.

I havent’ either LMAO

Just sitting on it tbh, in case someone needs backup or an emergency baton pass

Clearly the Finns have to team up

I think that even IC these people feel exceptionally in tune with their world and environment and may not do well physically or emotionally cut off from their ecosystem. I wish i knew how much like...sentience aside, are they taxonomically more like animals or are they more like fungus

I mean, Some of them are like fungi, others are more like bugs?

my only helpful contribution

Because fungi are like, exceptionally embedded into their environment in a way animals are not. The things we see (mushrooms) are just like, the temporary visible portion of the mycelium, which is the real fungus. BUT THIS IS PROBABLY NOT, THE INTENT OF THE CUTE MUSHROOM PEOPLE AND I’M OVERTHINKING IT

HAHAHAHAHA

simpledog: sdklfjhdfgk THANK YOU ASHLEE

Doing the real work

WE REALLY SHOULD CONSULT WITH THE YEREK DUDE, HUH...

the tears are what makes it

"so like what's your opinion on dying from a sudden asteroid"

Well heads up, their sage apparently knew the whole time and seems. Pretty chill??

WE REALLY NEED TO JUST ASK THEM ALREADY

Like he’s just

Joking around

OH COOL... THANK U SAGE

WHAT IF THEY ALL JUST KNOW

Like, all this planning and considering might be a waste of time

If these guys do not want to go anywhere

what if everyone is just like lol yeah we know the asteroid is coming we've fortold this

We’ve known for generations

grovin knows what’s up

It’s chill, we all die

Okay what if

Guys listen

He calls it the Light, so maybe this is the mother light, making them reborn?

They’ve only been here 2000 years

What if they’re jsut, spare mushrooms, and this asteroid is going to scatter their spores

And they’ll jsut colonize a new rock

That’s what I was saying in another Plurk Sam!!!

Maybe this is just their life cycle

WE ARE THE SAME LMAO

KLJSJKG

Same

it'll be an important life lesson for all of them :')

Comet life cycle!!! What if it is just adventure time

Adventure Time brain

SOMETIMES YOU JUST... DIE

IT'S COOL

DON'T SWEAT IT, GUYS

Jake’s gonna start making a mandala when they’re back on the ship everyone is welcome to join in and then destroy it after

It’s helpful

Finn disagrees but you do you

LMAOOO

It wouldn’t be fun if they were both all enlightened about it

Someone has to be the teenager

Jake applied but they keep rejecting him due to

Squints

Age

KLSGHDg

When you just want to ignore your advancing age but accidentally agreed to live on a space station where you’re one of the most emotionally mature people

ive been watching the asteroid shenanigans from a distance and i would laugh so much if the solution to all the debates was “let’s just blow it up” lmao

the shonen protagonist option

Yeah I thought about the ecosystem problem earlier but decided I was being too silly/specific. /self doubt always. Aha... whether moving the planet out of the way or moving the ppl to new world...

Destroying the asteroid would be cool if possible but whoo boy that sounds like a big ask.
The move the asteroid to hit something else sounds good. (But still sounds like a big ask.)

Debating having Felix give two seconds of a fuck to respond to that actually cause space boy