Reflecting today on how if I'd taken Finn from a couple episodes later we'd all be suffering the tyranny of Finn turning 18 in game and I think we dodged a bullet
the power to vote in an american election
LMAOOOO
Delayed for another year
Safe for another year
I still think you should someday canon update him to his vanlife self from distant lands
Finn falling asleep and then suddenly warping to his early 30s
LMFAO NO
omg
I mean, I would. if there was enough canon for that
Suddenly one of the older dudes on the ship, has vague half memories of everyone he used to know on ximilia as people he knew “when he was a kid”
LMAO IKR
LMFAO
same hat bro
steps out of the xim canon update tube, ready to party
if i take ziggy from the next movie she's a 40-something shut-in with crippling phobias and a drinking problem so like
saving the ship a real disaster
god i love his tat
His forget-me-not Jake....
Finn’s vanlife future where he travels around in an RV with his grandniece is very important to me. Where’s the spin-off show HBO
also should i ask about the strange van friends
they seem to be banan..a.s...? churros???
Obviously a candy kingdom would use banana guards, cmon man
omg the jake chest piece
Jake’s death is such a bummer, but the ink is sick
LISTEN THEY JUST
THEY'RE ODD LOOKING BANANAS
those are obviously plantains
also ty for sparing us, but iris specifically
let him have this one (1) thing
be honest they just didn't want to draw the bananas accurate enough because it would look like they have weewees
simpledog: LMAO I ALMOST FORGOT
starfaring: RUDE LMAO
His dead brother memorial piece, spurned.....
simpledog: they’re technically frozen bananas on sticks, they have popsicle stick legs
I can't believe you guys are saying these genetically engineered banana people arent accurate
gotta write Pendleton Ward a strongly worded letter about this
POPSICLE LEGS...
this is a very Toy Story dilemma for me
who decided on these popsicle legs
that's just cruel
Princess Bubblegum
And Yes
You’re Correct
LMAO
i can see chocolate as well, she's heinous
Who doesn’t love a godprincessdictator
a banana guard was the one who painted this in tribute of her as their glorious and terrible leader, creator and destroyer of all candy life
They’re normal about her
what the fuck is this show
oh but look at finn's little outfit
precious
The Amagi on TikTok
It’s a weird show
It's a weird show
derkins: also don't worry; he'll get iris back when Finn growth spurts any minute now.
I got a running clock going
STOP THE CLOCK 
Now the clock is moving faster WEIRD
it's been almost 4 months, hes already taller than when I apped him, sorry 
LMAO THAT CANT BE HOW TIME WORKS i object
NO DON'T GET TALLER
STOP IT!!!!
i am afraid youre outvoted sam 
LMFAOOOOO
who's gonna be in the "I'm done growing and I already have to tilt my head back a bit to make eye contact with finn" club
i know Newt and Ryu are both stuck there
LMAOOOO
I need the before and after
LMFAO
I feel like it's worse for the people who ARE the same height....at least the shorties never stood a chance in the first place
ziggy only makes it to 5'4" :'>
based on her adult actor
Awkwardpossum: oh no how tall is ryu...
I'm still not over one of Ryu's earliest interactions w/ Newt being: Newt upset that Ryunosuke is one (1) inch taller than him
a h
newt shouldnt you be used to this by now 
oh whoops I didn't see the other replies THANKS PLURK
Ryu is 5'6"
Ryunosuke "British people literally can't stop making weird comments about how short he is" Naruhodo
Chuuta is 5'7" he's.... gonna be shorter than Finn soon
the ascending staircase of newt to ryu to chuuta
I’m dying. I love this. Why don’t the mods make everyone list height in the apps
wait how tall is itachi
i have to KNOW
i'm going to the internet
GIVE US THE DEETS
we stan a medium-short queen
omg
i'm delighted by these facts
Where the tall women at in this game geez
andy is 5'9" at least
she's doin her best
sabriel is long-shaped yes
RIGHT I FORGOT Sabriel is very tall
she gets the stuff from the top shelf
newt like u make me feel taller
unohana: you're like 3 inches taller
newt: I KNOW RIGHT????
marta is 5'6 so she's... yanno
taller side of average
You know, good for her
I mean I’ll be real
Xim is a short game
I think this is a charm point
shorties have the most regrets
apparently
it IS a charm point
that will be our new marketing angle
Clearly!!!!
ARE YOU SHORT TOO?
You must not be this tall to ride
you can pack more regrets onto the station if the people are small
andy's 5'10" 
her and sabriel out here being tall
mccoy is 6'2" so he can easily schlep the shorties around when they break themselves