I just got out of work but i am going to a party later so i cant get too into tags this evening but I wanna talk RP

iris and finn smooches handwaved

ARE THE BOYS SMOOCHIN

LMFOSMD PLS

you know me, if that was happening the whole world would know

im bad at coming up with handwaved cr so im just being a menace instead

puts brightly coloured glitter pom poms away

oh

bUT no thats cool im shippin it now tho

obi-wan putting on his 'i love my gay son' sweatshirt

LMAOOO

LMFOAMDKS

we love a supportive dad

derkins: we can't handwave this because finn will explode and the whole ship will hear it

an accidental mindtext that's just three pages of keysmashing

right to the network

youre right i cant deprive myself of the inevitable 1/??? comment spam

you really can't

LMFOSSL STOP HES SO EMBARRASSING

thank you for understanding him, he really, really is. the most.

but gosh okay handwaved cr

starfaring: i feel like finn probably sends itachi a lot of texts that itachi doesn't respond to?

maybe not a LOT he doesn't want to be extra

but i feel like he probably takes a lot of mindpictures and sends the nice ones to a lot of people he considers himself friendly with

and i feel like itachi is like, on that grouptext chain

and finn's always kinda wondering/hoping if he's gonna get whatever the network inbox equivalent of 'itachi likes this post' is LMAO

i also think that if finn ever does see itachi in the halls, he always waves

like kind of enthusiastically. the excitement of seeing a raccoon or possum during the day

out of context and special LMAO

derkins: iris is also definitely on finn's text chain of pictures! just nature photographs, or pictures around the station of things that finn finds funny or weird.

he probably gets some selfies too, which don't go to everyone, and that finn definitely takes multiples of to make sure it's a good shot for reasons he does not understand consciously

obviously the watercolor iris gave him is like, one of finn's PRIZED possessions he's taking it with him everywhere because he's terrified of the orb getting touched and it going the way of agatha

and getting left behind

he's also hiding it from jake LOL

for more reasons he's not consciously looking at

thwip: WHY HAVEN'T WE THREADED YET THAT'S MY QUESTION

chuuta and finn just vibin in the same general location is good, they're friends now, thats how being friends works right

idk what they do but surely they hang out lol

finn needs to meet iris's dad

hydok: i feel this so hard. i think their energies work together, to be honest. chuuta just kind of quietly vibing and finn filling in for both sides of a conversation

asking hypothetical questions, who do you think would win in a fight, this orber or that orber, and then answering his own question with a lengthy essay about their various battle potential

while chuuta takes a nap

linatrinch:

every time they see each other

chuuta vaguely listening and just when it seems like he's probably about to take a nap he disagrees with one of finn's assessments and generates four paragraphs out of nowhere

HAHAHA

finn just totally did not think he was listening and then, suddenly

a well reasoned argument for why marta would absolutely kick kovacs ass

pfff just so excited and pointing. p much, yep

genuinely though. i feel like finn just gets so happy when he sees other finn? i'm about to get corny about this very funny joke of them having the same name but

finn feels extremely disconnected from humans and has a lot of anxiety about fitting in with them and being a part of the crew in that way

and finn sharing his name is like, wow. there's someone very important to who i am and this other human from another world also has my same name

very immediate inborn fondness that makes him excited to be around him and feel very comfortable with him. so he's probably always eager to hang out

if big finn's sitting in the cafeteria, you know little finn is going to sit down right across from him

PLS!!!!!!!!!!!

if there are gonna be smooches, obi-wan's gotta assess this kid!!!!

(but also, just in general, i think they'd be fun to bounce off of each other)

don't worry obi-wan, he's only manipulated his partner and destroyed a serious relationship once

the other one he just killed (accidentally, but yanno)

it's a good track record

but yes i would love that, i'm stalking that jake + obi thread like 'i need this'

lgmskdk AGATHA... traumatizing

that's finn's real trauma

RIP aggie eggies

but pls know iris sends finn any sketches he makes of any photos finn sends him

omg i love that??

finn has this thing where he loves to draw but he is like, genuinely so bad at it. but he thinks people who can draw are so cool.

there's a whole plot with him getting all into it (same one with him coming to terms with graffiti not being a crime LMAO, straight edge loser)

please assume iris gets extremely enthusiastic praise in reply that is just, chock-a-block full of every dude/man/homie/bro finn can cram inbetween the words

lmfaooooooo pls i need iris to graffiti on some planet and finn having a Moment about it

LMAO he really will

BRO I LOVE IT BUT LIKE IN A HOMIE WAY YOU KNOW

HOMIE NOT HOMO

LMAOOOOO

OH I ALREADY SPELLED IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME HAHA

BRUDDY

HAHAHAHA

NO HOMIE BRO

WAIT NO--

LFMOSDMKS

i have to put my phone down every reply this is too much for me

its like witnessing someone be real bad at karaoke

that's the finn vibe in a nutshell

put him in the airlock

but also!! i think finn would be one of the few people iris would feel safe sending rando sketches of things he comes up with... like hoodie jetpacks idk

ggdksl that's so cute. and yeah, the positive reinforcement he will receive is off the charts. he will want to test every invention iris creates

let him be the crash test dummy

it's okay if it explodes and he falls 40 feet, he's tough

pain is just the universe giving you a hickey, and everyone wants to get with the universe - actual quotes from finn

he's only manipulated his partner and destroyed a serious relationship once
[ stares into the middle-distance ]

me every time someone comments on how pure finn is:

I feel like Sabriel and Finn might have done sword stuff offscreen

sarahthesilent: absolutely! i'm sorry i've been slow on that thread, march has been rough. i am still totally game for tagging it if you are!

but yeah, i feel like sabriel is one of the people he goes to for advice a lot. like, ranging from 'does my hair look good like this' or 'should i send this text, does it sound cool?'

THE UNIVERSE GIVING YOU A HICKEY IM

sees her as smart and responsible and honest LMAO

oh my god

and also like, judgment free. she won't tease him. she'll just answer

and yeah no he's a nightmare.

sabriel inadvertently helping finn with his game

he needs the help

"sabriel help which selfie should i send" "these arent the same picture?" "SABRIEL CMON IM TURNED SLIGHTLY SIDEWAYS IN THIS ONE"

LMAOOO

you're really capturing his energy here, you've got the essence

give me my finn badge

every tag i make to anyone finn has a crush on is just me rubbing my hands together

time to add another entry to finn's ximilia cringe comp

Nonvieta: Def up for handwaving all this. And continuing that thread

is he crushing on half the crew at this point

sarahthesilent: perfect, perfect

finn's big crushes that he is aware of are gwen (formerly, and she was way too old for him which he already went through in his canon so he kinda knew he just had to GET OVER IT) and ziggy, who he is totally crazy for but does not think she likes him back LOL

he has crushes on boys to but he is absolutely 100% not aware of them

just that feeling when you want to tackle your bro and like, wrestle and maybe your lips brush each other or something but just in a homie way

to be clear, i dont think finn would have any problem with queer peeps or anything, his best friends are gay and bi respectively but also heroes kiss princesses and he's a hero so the thought is alien to him

just dudes being pals being bros

absolutely

dying

at this whole plurk

you gotta drop him one space ship can't contain this much raw cringe potential

you're not wrong. also i'm not doing handwaved cr for finn and jake because it would send this plurk to 700 comments and that's your specialty not mine

LMAO legit tbh

if it helps, iris was rescued from his evil mother's tower like a princess

i mean tbf he sorta rescued himself but yknow

Finn's type is explicitly stated to be Dangerous and Unstable people

But like, dangerous and unstable in a hot way

Like, less "bad partner" and more "they have trauma and really badass powers they can't control"

oh

inchresting

derkins: iris has BIG AT princess energy

LMAO i only know of bubblegum and sorta vaguely is this good or bad help

LMAOOO bubblegum is definitely an inventor so there's that. But I just mean he's got a tragic backstory and cool powers.

And a bad parent. Can't be in AT without a shitty parent.

I don't know if Iris has enough War Crimes energy to remind Finn of PB LMAO

iris hasnt been let out long enough to commit them BUT funnily enough he was put on trial for his father's war crimes

Well goddamn shut my mouth

tough times when you look like the guy who devastated a mutant refugee settlement

god he really is a princess fjdksla

he also has no problem creating counterfeit money and cheating at simple footraces so really what are laws if not mere suggestions

a boy after jake's own heart. he approves of this match.

LMAO jake......

criminal bonding

finn is scandalized by both of them

AWWW WOULD HE

Finn will be so delighted

Responding to his texts means they're best friends, sorry Itachi

It makes me angry how much the simple fact of learning Itachi likes the color blue made that man so painfully human to Finn that he cannot be mad at him anymore for being angry and volatile

Just wants to understand him and learn about him and be his friend. His Fern guilt in action.

Cuteness aggression