其實摯友向是柏拉圖戀愛的意思吧？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

"We'll be there Kakashi-Sensei!" Naruto gave his sensei thumbs up and Shikamaru just yawned. "That means he's in… I'm learning Nara speak."

什麼叫做我正在學奈良預言！！！我他媽！！這年頭的摯友是這樣搞嗎！！！

Kakashi gave an eye smile before he disappeared in a swirl of leaves as per usual. Shikamaru and Naruto exchanged knowing glances as Shikaku discreetly observed the two communicating silently and added it to the growing theory he was creating before the trio went on to try to finish the list Yoshino had assigned them.

"I'll take that." Shikamaru snagged a piece of food off of Naruto's plate and swallowed it with a smirk.

"That wasn't nice Shikamaru!" Ino narrowed her eyes at her teammate.

"He hated that anyways, what's the big deal?" Shikamaru asked as he slowly chewed his food.

"He's right and I'll be taking this." Naruto snagged something from Shikamaru's plate.

"He's allergic to it." He cut off Ino before she could say anything, she sat back blinking in shock.


現在的摯友向都要這樣搞是ㄇ

尾獸們都有一週目的記憶，並聽從鳴人的指示
九尾：我很自豪，但我不說

"He's a brat." Kurama huffed as he settled down on his front paws.

"At least he isn't a girl who is discovering the opposite sex." Matatabi licked her paw and rubbed it behind her ear like a true cat.

"He has, he's just too dense to notice." Kurama smirked.

WHAT？？？我親愛的火影不自覺喜歡上誰嗎？？？？？NONONONONO拜託是西卡醬，可惡摯友向！！

鹿丸的查克拉屬性是雷，大招叫雷遁·虛暗到底是怎樣啊！！！不需要這麼帥吧！！可以把佐助淘汰ㄇ這裡不需要這麼多雷遁

兩個人的永久變身外型是

🍥假名Akira
深紅色長髮綁成辮子垂落右肩，靛藍色豎瞳，黑色長袖襯衫，深紅色連帽短袖斗篷，黑色長褲，腰間繫著武士刀，戴半指戰術手套

🦌假名Akito
深紅色長髮綁成高馬尾+長瀏海，靛藍色豎瞳，黑色短袖襯衫，深紅色連帽長袖斗篷，黑色長褲，背著武士刀，腿旁有兩把查克拉刀

你要說這不是cos九尾風格ㄉ配套夫妻打扮我是不承認ㄉ

Shikaku balanced his chin on the front of his hand and stared thoughtfully at the board. Shikamaru's style had changed; it was more aggressive while defending almost perfectly mirroring a war plan.
…
He stopped his movement when he noticed that the king was guarded to the maximum, like the whole strategy was based around protecting it.

鹿丸更有侵略性，然而一切以保護他的火影出發

現在的摯友向都要這樣搞是ㄇ

"If you feel up to it Naruto-Kun, we need to know what happened." Hiruzen said in a soft tone.

"I'll tell you when Shikamaru wakes up." Naruto crossed his arms stubbornly. "Not a second before."

"It would be better if you told us what happened while it was fresh in your mind." Hiruzen said in a placating tone and Naruto just frowned.

"I am not going to say anything until Shikamaru wakes up." Naruto repeated forcefully.

我想知道其他穿越文的鳴人為何明知自己智商不夠不能像這樣堅持「只有律師到場鹿丸醒著我才發言」？？？？

Shikamaru repeated as he changed his move, knowing that in one more move from any angle he would win. The young Nara stood up bowed his head to his father before he left his room.

Shikaku stared at the board and realized that his son had outplayed him completely all while protecting the King absolutely.

不用強調這麼多次不計一切保護我的火影這件事好ㄇ

鳴人的武器（武士刀）叫做「雷神之劍」，鹿丸的是契約獸帶來的（武士刀）「影緣」(Kage no Ejji [Shadow's edge])

契約獸，鳴人一樣是蛤蟆文太，鹿丸是奈良一族已經佚失的影鹿(Shēdo Shika Ichizoku [Shade Deer Clan])？？之類的，白色尾巴的母鹿，名字叫「落雪」(Kōsetsu[Snowfall])

這個可能是我讀過的所有🍥英語同人裡這些中二名稱寫的最漂亮的………

但落雪稱呼鹿丸為Sukoshi Shika，英語備註是little deer，我覺得Sukoshi Shika應該不是這個意思………

鹿丸的武器如果叫「影の叡智（カゲのエイチ）」應該也是不錯吧…………？（開始自行暢想

假名的姓氏是カザマ

Akira was wiping down his Katana with a bored look on his face while Akito was leaning against Akira's shoulder, eyes shut like he was sleeping.

Shikaku took notice of how relaxed the two were around the three of them; it showed immense trust even more so on Akito's part for actually falling asleep around them.

變身🦌+🍥=雙胞胎兄弟
🦌能在火影辦公室直接睡著不是因為信任父輩豬鹿蝶而是信任🍥吧

Shikamaru finished explaining before he grunted when Naruto flew across the floor to hug him.

The two ended up in a pile on the floor with Shikamaru trapped under the blonde who was grinning ear-to-ear and rambling out his thanks to the Nara.

"Ahem, are we interrupting something?" Tsunade coughed from the entrance where Jiraiya was standing beside her, his notebook out and pen moving quickly muttering something about 'Yaoi' and 'a whole new audience'.


現在的摯友向都要這樣搞是ㄇ

"Good luck with taking out Hidan… Again, just be careful and I swear that if I feel your seal heat up I will be there in a flash and help you kick his ass." Naruto swore, gripping the Chunin's forearm as Shikamaru mirrored the movement and the two leaned their foreheads against each other in a show of brotherly love and loyalty.

到底是哪裡的兄弟摯友會做以上全部這些

鹿丸：你還會成為火影嗎？
鳴人：我不知道，但是……

"…We will cross that bridge when we get there, just know that whatever you choose to do I will follow you." Shikamaru smiled and held his fist up in honour of Killer B.

"I would be lost without you at my side Shika." Naruto chuckled as he bumped his fist against the Nara's.

鹿丸：無論你選擇什麼，我都會跟隨你。

退役的三代目成為佐助的導師？？？？？？？？？

"Let's do this." Naruto said seriously and stepped forward and passed through the barrier easily, followed by Shikamaru both of them holding their hands up in the worldwide gesture of surrender.

🦌跟🍥明明戰力是碾壓等級，卻以投降pose登場太可愛了wwwwww

He darted out of the way as Shikamaru appeared from his spot behind Kakuzu with his own version of the Rasengan in his right hand. The blue swirling charka was off set by black shadows.

"Kage: Rasengan!"

這個暗部指揮官竟然連影子螺旋丸都學會了！！你們到底還有什麼技能沒有共享

Shikamaru knelt down by Fujin circles that held the scrolls of Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu and one path of Pain while Yahiko's body stood nearby in another circle with different symbols. The Nara let out a breath of air and nodded at Nagato.

"Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei." Shikamaru shouted.

"Kuchiyose: Edo Rinne Tensei!" Nagato shouted at the same time

"A Jashin user as a sacrifice for Minato Namikaze, I am impressed Shikamaru Nara. I will grant your jutsu success.

什麼？？？他們真的要使用穢土轉生+輪迴天生之術把人復活嗎？？？
以迪達拉、蠍、飛段、角都還有一部分的佩恩當活人祭品，小南建造神社，鹿丸與長門共同使出忍術，復活了四代目，玖辛奈，彌彥，一代目，二代目………什麼？？

"That was the Hiraishin!"

"Naruto learned it?" Minato asked Shikamaru.

"Not only did he master the Hiraishin, he mastered the Rasengan in a week and then perfected it by adding in his Charka nature Futon." Shikamaru said bragging about his Hokage.

🦌，抓住機會見縫插針吹噓他的火影的男人。

"The rest of the Jinchūriki's? You mean…"

"All nine of them, it will be a sight to see them all fighting together. I mean watching Naruto and Kurama fighting in their shroud is a sight to behold, but the others should also have mastered their own shrouds by now." Shikamaru rambled enjoying this a bit too much as he herded the group further down the road.

🦌：唉，炫耀我的火影真是太享受了

"It's a soul purification seal Tou-San, something of my own creation." Naruto handed it over to his father knowing that he was inspecting it. Kushina took this chance to wrap her arms around his shoulders, hugging him tightly while Kurama grumbled before he hopped off of Naruto's head and onto Shikamaru's, his tails weaving around the high ponytail.

本文九尾跟鹿丸真的很親近……對了九尾在一週目喊他「鹿丸」啊

最終大決戰，鹿丸跟鳴人假借出村，變身為一週目自己的外型（特殊變身術判斷他們綜合實力最強的時期），繼鹿丸&長門劈裡啪啦復活了好幾個人之後，鳴人協同爹媽困住帶土並使出什麼靈魂淨化術將他洗白，
隨即又使出什麼「完全記憶投影術」之類的忍術，把一週目的……………綱手自來也卡卡西小櫻佐助小李寧次天天井野丁次牙雛田志乃諸如此類全都召喚出來真的不會太多了嗎九尾你真的還好嗎
上述一群人直奔宇智波斑、黑絕、百萬白絕，打完之後又接著打大筒木輝夜，接著又接到二週目志乃線報「團藏挾持下忍們，關住綱手自來也三代目，自己登基火影大位」REALLY？？？？劇情到底為什麼突然暴走成這樣？？？

雖然一週目人有出現好像蠻激勵但是？？

🦌

"Shikamaru Nara, the last of the Nara clan. Chief strategist for the Allied Shinobi Forces, personal advisor to the Rokudaime Hokage and Commander of the Allied Shinobi Forces ANBU squads. I am higher than elite Jounin, but below Kage." Shikamaru said strongly gaining gasps from the room.

🍥
"Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, the last of both my clan's. Rokudaime Hokage, leader of the Allied Shinobi Forces, Seal Master, Toad Sage and Jinchūriki of the Nine Tailed Fox. Shikamaru said that I'm officially ranked as a Kage, but my power is on a completely different and higher level than Kage." Naruto said just as strongly getting most gasps from the room.

"Any other questions or can Shika and I go sleep? Saving the future is exhausting and it's only now sinking in that we have stopped our future from happening." Naruto spoke honestly as he stood up, stretching his arms before he dragged the Nara up off the couch pretending he didn't hear the whine he was getting.

雖說如此看到他們貼貼抱抱一起睡覺還是覺得瑕不掩瑜毫無理智的讀者

以及鳴人基本上一直穿著鹿丸的衣服走來走去，毫不猶豫背著奈良氏族族徽真的是…………

"We have to go through it again!" Naruto moaned dropping to his knees.

"What's wrong Naruto?"

"Shika, we have to go through puberty again!" Naruto cried out in horror, Shikamaru blinked once before he too fell to his knees and everyone watching had their mouths open in shock. This was what the two were freaking out about?

🍥：我們再次青春期？！（尖叫
🦌：damn（嘆氣

"Sounds like an average day around the village." Shikamaru laughed as he leaned back on the grass next to the blonde. "Where's Kurama?"

"Oh he's playing with some of the kid's at the park, not of his own will mind you, but when he's that small he can't exactly get away from the kids."

九尾：hmmm？！！！你就是這樣對我的嗎！！！！

"Why do I surround myself with such troublesome blondes?" Shikamaru muttered to Naruto as the two stood up, the Jinchūriki grabbing Kurama before placing the Nine Tails on his head as per usual.

"Ino, Temari, me… Yeah you really are surrounded by blonde's, clearly you attract them." Naruto laughed loudly after he ticked the three names off on his fingers.

反正以又蘇又爽的方式完結了