You guys should tell me about your game romances/smooches 
You guys don’t know what a sideline shipper I am
Mostly quietly, but i am there, 
camps in here
i gotta know
i already have several ships on my radar and i want more 
Now I want to watch Murder She Wrote.
But also... /SIGH
Felix is out of the game.
Zhao however... has had plenty of smooches. whyamitalingaboutthisiamembarrassedjustgetingthisfar/flees
Natasha just has a couple of like... friends with benes situations...
yujin, by design: 
wei wuxian has kissed 1 person in canon (via headcanon) who happens to be in game, and 1 person in game, but he doesn't have a romance with either of them
he thinks bones and newt are cute which is extreme dont make out with your coworkers dangerzone so he's not doing anything about it 
he made out with mal because it seemed fun and also like something they could do casually without Feelings getting involved and being messy
YALL AREN'T GIVING ME NAMES
i intend to cockblock him for as long as i am here bc i love horrible pining and anyone below 30 is a baby to him
WHAT IS THIS
he is not a person to want intimacy without feelings but he's at the point where he's like. well I'm dead and I wanna smooch!!!! but I don't wanna hurt anyone
as for romance
okay some of you are giving me names
I'VE GIVEN NAMES!!!!
you have, i am grateful. im crossing you off my naughty list
Sabriel is single but... one day
andy/literally any adult women she flirts with
also i'll say it here yujin thinks andy is hot but in a terrifying and inaccessible way and he also gets lesbian vibes off her - oh
my timing
LMFAOOO
HAHAHAHA
passes her in the hallway like god damn that sure is charlize theron
she's bi okay!!!
THIS POOR MAN'S GAYDAR IS RUSTED OVER
accurate and truthful
im just excited by ladies
no this is too embarrassing to detail in full
now i'll just have to have her flirt with yujin too
you guys need to get over that this instant, i need names
newt has smooched: Kovacs (POSSIBLY, UNCONFIRMED), rita, clara, captain kirk, dusty (bye lil oc fella), a fish dude, an alien lady, raleigh... also italian grandpa smooch from the doctor and some one-sided smooches from drift and rhysand... also he kissed hermann in a dramatic thread (1) time
sam and i have so little
God i walked away for two minutes to put my veggie nuggets in the oven
don't you want to feed poor sam and em
and wonderful wonderful wonderful 
excellent. yumyumyum. prospective smooching opportunities and crushes also allowed okay
excellent. yumyumyum. prospective smooching opportunities and crushes also allowed okay
fine but ok the only person andy has actually smooched on board right now is natasha
but what about the 
mystery of it all
mystery of it all
she refuses to kiss daisy but the energy is there
andy hits on yujin and he's just like 
bc he knows she could and would kick his ass but he's into it hashtag womanrespecter
bc he knows she could and would kick his ass but he's into it hashtag womanrespecter
smithsyndicate: i also want you to know once yujin gets over himself, this dog is setting that man up immediately
AisuYoukai oh I’ve seen some Zhao flirting in the wild, i’m not surprised
smithsyndicate: LMFAOOO im going to make this happen now, just wait
nereids: you get a pass only if you ping us every time some shit's going down
yujin icly: GET BACK DOG
me oocly: IF ANYONE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN IT'S WINGDOG
me oocly: IF ANYONE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN IT'S WINGDOG
Oh It Will Happen
LMAOOOO "look at this shit"
Yzak is a LOSER and jealous and monogamous and devoted so he ain't out here smooching anyone anymore since he is a sad Victorian widow now because Blue is gone. 
this dog is gonna burst into the infirmary with yujin's entire CV of datable qualities and lay it at bones' feet
he is going to BURY that BONE
starfaring: I know your secrets
well, one
And it’s not really a secret
DONT PHRASE IT AS BURYING A BONE LMFAOOOOOO
Since you talked about it on plurk
burying a bone
THAT'S JUST AS BAD AS MY MILK SLIP UP
communism: please lord i want to see this happen. also you should ping us for when andy is getting dancey with girls 'cuz i've been enjoying that when i catch them
safelybeds: smithsyndicate: PLEASE I NEED
THIS
i hope someone's in the kitchen baking the congrats on the sex cake
HAHAHAHA WHOOPS MY BAD
dog pun rolled into sex pun
but it is still accurate. go get it yujin
/LAUGHING YEAH Zhao's a huge flirt, okay. lit anyone he's flirted with he would fwb if they were into it, I just hardly ever ask/confirm fully if it's a thing others want to establish.
go fetch
something something bone
boooOOONE
Me; i respect and admire having Yujin be too closeted/polite/Victorian-Meiji to acknowledge his true self
Also me: i wanna see that old man get it
Or uh
safelybeds: she's dancing with daisy rn 
jake will bake him a congrats on the sex cake and put it in the common room for all to enjoy
crying
at all this
andy has the most rizz of any character in game
the rizzler
communism: hahaha, it's cute you think i don't have that thread tracked
LMFAO
yeah andy's rizz is unstoppable she's just like that
But his biggest former romance was with Kaidan (Mass Effect) and they were so sweet and adorable together and I miss them so much. ;;
we just love love y'all
i would like andy to smooch more im just gunshy tbh
"i wanna see that old man get it" is cracking me up
AisuYoukai: Yzak liked Kaidan a lot 
simpledog: I’m extremely here for all of this, but I’ve really got my fingers crossed for more cute Rita and Newt stuff 
don't be scared, live ur best thirst lives
yesssss i want that so much
rita/newt has to happen
i remember someone made a ximilia polycule chart months ago if only i could find it
it needs serious updating ...
Oh I’ve seen that
And yes he's currently flirting with the Darkling, there. That's the latest news with Zhao. :3
LMAOOO
our cursed charts
i also want to see the old man get it but i'm a little slowburn bastard & singing a sad little torch song for My Ship in front of the teleporter on the station
gaignun: Kaidan was the best, okay. I love him so much. 
MYSTERY IS OVERRATED I EXPECT TO BE TOLD ALL THE JUICY GOSSIP
putting him up on the high shelf but leaving a convenient stepladder for any of the 30+s to attempt anyway
oh someone made a ship gossip plurk huh 
i think the victorian equivalent of getting it is like, looking at a man intensely so
that works for me
LMFAO
i'll take it
yujin calls somebody by their first name and shows forearm
sexy
XXXXXX hard content
Steamy
A SLIP OF ANKLE scandalous
where's my victorian fainting couch
hepburns: well well well what's your story
starfaring: pls
who is rita obsessed with at the moment
swooning over all the exposed ankles
i'll never tell 
YOU CANT COME IN HERE TO NOT TELL
degar/rita newt/rita kovacs/newt kovacs/marta i KNOW THERE MUST BE OTHERS
That’s not the instruction on the top of the plurk
any new chart needs 
with Yzak's face photoshopped on it in a corner alone 
with Yzak's face photoshopped on it in a corner alone
HAHA
devestated
Poor Yzak...
i'm also going to call out
in this public plurk
kovacs fell deeply in love with clara the first few months of the game but got dumped for the 11th doctor, might have drunkenly rebounded with newt once (did it happen??? it is a Mystery), but then had his broken heart mended by the sweetest nurse on the block and is about to celebrate nearly a year of domestic love with his sweet marta 
yujin's son and son in law fuckin play fighting at movie night
i hope everybody saw it
I'm just shocked that I played such a ho and I didn't get to write a single smooch before I had to drop
you know we did because that's when finn discovered what being gay was
because it was embarrassing
smithsyndicate: You know they did
DJJKSDGH
do people know that finn sent an alarmed text to ryu's inbox angrily shouting at him for not telling him that he and kazuma were dating
yujin's not blind. he knows they have a weird thing. both his kids love ryun he was ready for that kid to be his son in law one way or another
as for rita, she ain't talkin' 
hepburns: 
precious beebs
precious beebs
don't forget clara dumped kovacs and then kissed alina so now she and kovacs are kiss siblings
hepburns: That’s so cute though....what an arc...
aoneknifestand: SHOCKING, TBH
THE TEXT IS SO FUNNY SKDJGLKF
just so everyone is aware of finn's revelation
lmao god the icon choices
he'd never smooch alina, that's his rotten sister
LDKAWNF
safelybeds: LOL
for yujin's sanity im saying he didnt get to see it but i sure hope everyone else at movie night did
omg I missed that
also i'm so glad about kovacs and marta and also everyone else in that jumbled mess
Yujin was too engrossed in Clue
finn's anger is so real
the betrayal
Finn expects to be told.
he was staring intently at clue trying to put together the clues, yes
you KNOW what you did
while everyone is struggling with their dumpster thirsts, kovacs and marta are thriving on figurative marriage life
you KNOW what you did....
and bless them tbh
Good For Them
that's the life right there
meanwhile yujin is going to go stare out the space window and write some gay unsent letters
Bones and Yen have done more than smooching 😌
Bones and Yen leaving all these losers in the dust
smithsyndicate: let McCoy flirt with u, Mikotoba
Good For Them
meanwhile rita 
yes, let him flirt with you mikotoba so that i can laugh very loudly icly and oocly
dean's had flings with a few people and been romantically involved with luke skywalker and castiel and now he's said fuck that shit, friends with bennies only lmao
Sani_Caranza: would smooch too
yujin's such a damn liar he's gonna be like oh no im gonna be so professional about this (flirts back) (progresses nothing)
he is a tease and im sorry
also i'm gonna turn it around on you Nonvieta when is finn gonna get a kiss in game
all you get is ankle
LMAO
scandal...
hiraeths: valid tbh
BackAgain: extremely good, should happen
ankle
maybe more than a centimeter of neckline, wow
smithsyndicate: belatedly its funny to imagine yujin's scandalized sensibilities vs Andy's complete lack of modesty
a solid philosophy
miko, buddy
LMAO IT'S VERY FUNNY TO ME, he won't judge her whatsoever because WOMANRESPECTER but he will be like. politely not sure where to look
andy walking around the station at 6 am with a sports bra and shorts on not giving a fuck and he's like oh... ok.. future again....
safelybeds: I’m very pointedly ignoring you for being off topic of this plurk!!
KSJHDGkg
smithsyndicate: the future is great sometimes 
an angered scream
Yelena and Shang-Chi are roommates and somethingsomethingmaybemumble. Child assassins are bad at romance don’t @ them
etceteras I’ve seen the distant rumblings and honestly 
Chishiya hasn’t been around long enough to be relevant to this
he has nobody he thinks is cute???
i don't believe you
joric and daisy are FWB and it's cute. though honestly joric will sleep with any woman on the station who wants to, lol.
Except that he’s also interested in who is seeing who because that’s how he rolls
Chishiya seems like a gossip SPREADER if you ask me
etceteras: you know that he and jake will be discussing this
I mean
Yes
at length
he needs that greasy gossip
thanks future women can wear pants (yujin continues to not dress down)
tbh he spent most of his early career in the morgue so he's not REALLY scandalized by nudity just very polite... doesn't want to be a rude starer
smithsyndicate: its funny bc steppe nomads were wearing pants before like the greeks so she wins
safelybeds: WE ALL KNOW FINN CAN GENERATE CRUSHES LIKE IT’S GOING OUT OF STYLE, but i can’t secondhand popcorn that!!
she really is winning damn
theyre better for horse riding!
he really can it's true. it'd be easier to list the people in the station finn doesn't have a crush on
being 17 is suffering
communism: this woman gets it
Honestly everything about Andy is so insanely correct and valid
fairandbright: I’ve seen some of their flirtations, VERY cute and good
thank you. plz stan my himbo. 
finn generating crushes, im crying
sweet baby boy
so, so many
everyone on the ship is cool and hot he never stood a chance
Also if you don’t want your feelings to be known, keep it very secret from Finn because he WILL immediately text every person involved and ask them about it
joe is married and his stupid husband is at home making pancakes so he is full of unhappiness
Rita/Newt is so cute and I’m here for it 
But also I really should have newt Craigslist his body again sometime... 🪦
Also Ziggy has a crush on Finn obviously I feel like that goes without saying (◡‿◡✿)
simpledog i'm realizing mine (at least one, maybe two??) are the only ones still in game that have kissed newt 
simpledog: am i speaking for my character or me oocly right now, who can say
am i speaking for my character or me oocly right now, who can say
me tapping my foot waiting for the confession
Sani_Caranza: mccoy would be absolutely sweet to him
romancing folks who can kick his ass 
hepburns: PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP 
why is that so wholesome
safelybeds: lbh Ziggy is probably gonna be the first to brave a smooch, she has no fear
This plurk is so much. So much is happening in this plurk.
simpledog: OBVIOUS except to Finn, who is working through his FEAR (but he is working through it slowly)
SaroSaron: THIS PLURK TOOK ON A LIFE OF ITS OWN
i love that it's not even 'girls are scary' fear it's
'i am a bad boyfriend and will ruin her life' fear
DKSGKJSDGH YEAH THAT IS THE FEAR. Girls are cool, he’s hangs out with them all the time
Finn unless you’re planning on killing her friends sacrificially and lying and lying about it I think you’ll be aright
She’s been stabbed to death you can’t ruin anything!!!
stares at the grass boy he killed by accident
no it'll be fine
It'll Be Fine
finn should talk to kovacs who spent months here living the "i will just ruin her life" attitude
LMMMMMAAAAOOOO
tbh
i think what might hold him back is that gwen saw him as a dad
Yes Finn talk to kovacs, that’ll be an INTERSTING CONVO
I must know kovacs’ advice on love
SKFLSDG
Kovacs is married to Marta he must KNOW SOMETHING
i think finn should make the rounds on the station, asking all these goobers for dating advice
take a video camera, make it a documentary
BUT IT'S TRUE considering kovacs is one of the few on station in a steady relationship, he's not bad to ask!!
okay that is actually a genuinely incredible idea for a log tho
network post i mean
that would be!
you gotta sam
probably some ppl snooping to see what the answers are too
in the middle of evacuating mushrooms: HOW DO I ASK A GIRL OUT??? HOW DO I PROTECT HER HEART???
HAHAHAHA
SDLKSDG jfc
i know a lot's going on but this is really important okay
I can’t say that would be OOC
dear finn is always the Most
they could all die, it might be on his mind
It’s called multi-tasking
he excels at that
he wouldn't want to maybe die without kissing at least one more person
starfaring: sfghjkl
Sani_Caranza: I mean fair, but he was a dad before he ever got to the station!
maybe bones will unlock the wei wuxian is actually a dad (kind of) knowledge
make it an anon post sam
Oh it would be ANON
Not even because Finn would be embarassed, he just thinks people wouldn’t be honest
smart boy
I mean that’s 100% true LMFAO
so wei wuxian can be like "finally gonna court ziggy?"
he'd be nice enough to make it private this time
Finn on anon like “BROS, HOMIES-
bunko
Sani_Caranza: i feel i must tell you that jake is not subtle and will casually be including wwx in his running tally of fellow parents to anyone it comes up with
im sorry in advance
omg please make a post
lol omg yes call everyone bros and finn is unanon instantly
safelybeds LMAO that's so cute. and it's not a secret! just not something he mentions a lot
that would have potential for hilarity but also soft
bros, dudes, homies.... lend me your ears.....
okay good LMAO
like if we get a sizhui next app round he WILL be running around with this fully grown 20 year old man and shoving him in people's faces like
WONDERFUL
HAVE YOU MET MY SON HE'S PERFECT LOOK AT HIM
(and then somehow come up with a way to get yzak to talk to him about stuff since he sadly would NOT on the network god I hate him)
i need that
Ziggy watching this anon post like 
Finn should sing Zac Efron's HSM songs to Ziggy as a love ballad that'll work
LMAOOO
The embarrassment I feel just imagining it... 
say no ziggy
say no
we're soaring
flying
gwen's legacy
there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach.........
[Ziggy quietly, through cleaned teeth:] If we’re trying... so we’re breaking free...
/quietly deletes this plurk
LMDWKJN
plurk deleted due to secondhand cringe
It’s ok Finn is allowed to be cringe he’s 16 and has been way more embarrassing than this
he's my favorite little cringelord
He’s 17 now, THANK YOU, and he has been SO much more embarrassing than this
Oh only one year until he loses his cringe allowance card then
Gotta milk it for every minute
u already know
Oh i know
Sani_Caranza: bones got to meet sizhui in eastbound and adored him there, please
he's so good 
he is 😭
I hope we get him, I want to experience proud papa wei wuxian
me too!!!
please someone bring us sizhui, i would except i want to play off him /sobs
anyway Jake can a teen girl join in popcorning, it's the only safe amusement here
you go get em, finn, she uh. has??? faith in people being people!!!
also maybe I lied about Chishiya. I was thinking he hasn't interacted with enough ppl in person to think anyone is cute, but actually Alina sassed him and he respects that, so maybe she's cute depending on how the rest of the thread goes
tbh who he finds cute will depend greatly on how much they challenge him and how they react to his trolling
whimsea: get in here girl, he'll teach you all about the dating tiers
oooh there's tiers, this tickles her court fancy, tell her more
Dating Tiers by Jake
yennefer has boned down more than she’s had feelings because feelings are a scam
favoritings: truly a scam
(but she might have A Feeling for... a small handful of people she also considers fwbs)
hxfhxfiyd him clearly talking about Lady
BackAgain the scammiest and bones better not give her any 
whimsea: idk what you're talking about, these tips are BROADLY APPLICABLE
all fifteen feet of her stomach huh, finally touch her horn
good yen please get more good feels in your life
she does deserve it but of course she’s going to resist it at every turn
she was going to confess feelings to older!geralt and then he disappeared so
OH NO awwwh yen
it was very inconvenient timing!
favoritings: sfghk 
no promises, Yenna
no promises, Yenna
BackAgain also quit being so handsome 
ciri quietly whispers please have good emotions, the worlds need more of those, the negative ones are so everywhere in everything all at once
let’s all collectively work on our good, positive emotions, shall we? As a a crew
this sounds nice and possibly not possible, but hey, let's aim for it anyway
instructions unclear I have buried my negative emotions entirely
that also seems like something we all should do, says ciri, who doesn't manage this at all
Minimus was sleeping with Megatron for a good few months and he's still in rebound mode
Though honestly he could use another older guy to keep him from stressing out all the time. Mushroom Weed can't solve every problem
Daisy has slept with the darkling(maybe loved him just a little, that ended poorly) and has hooked up with Joric twice now. Tried to kiss Andy and was DENIED (Also maybe loves her)
DAISY AND ANDY.... 
mutanthairything: I want minimus to have this so much
I WANT IT SO BAD 
if minimus and yujin kiss do their mustaches combine to form One Super Mustache
Yes
Transforms
i see what you did there
their mustaches grow in power
but maybe wait for a mission where Minimus is human
all are one
Are there a lot of humanization missions, out of curiosity. Ever since the DND mission I have been like “will I need to create a human Jake design/icons someday is that a reality I will eventually face”
I cant believe I forgot Jake would not have been a dog on that mission
keeping Finn Human made me just, forget that everyone else wasnt
Yeah try to wrap your head around that one
Is human man, still sleeps in sunbeams
finn, refusing to look human Jake in the eye
put a yellow sheet over him with the Jake face drawn on it
Like a Halloween ghost
LMFAO
'their mustaches grow in power' LOL
yeah that's gotta be it
